But as good at guitar he is, some people dont like him. Why, you might ask? I had a feeling you might ask that, well, reuben doesnt have genitals. "It's not something im proud of, or like to brag about" says reuben. How does it feel to have no genitals? Well, as sogie-eyed as reuben gets about the subject, i managed to set up an interview with reuben, heres the results:


*ME*Reuben, as we both dont not know, you do not have genitals, am i not incorrect?
*REUBEN*yes
*ME*how do you feel about this?
*REUBEN*bored
*ME*(in a whisper voice)listen pal, this is a money making interview, atleast make it interesting, damnit. (now loud again)so, how did this happen?
*REUBEN*i dont know
*ME*well, lets see, do ever find yourself sitting on the couch, loading up on junk food, on a wedsday night, watching rosseane, just furious at yourself. Since you dont have genitals, and everyone hates you because of it, and calls you names?Dont you just feel pointless on this earth, not being able to reproduce, or enjoy most things, if not all things that all other people can enjoy?
*GENITAL BOY*roseane's not on wedsdays
*ME*yes, well, anyways, i hear you have a poem for us, to all the people out there. Now, everyone remember that this man has no genitals, he will not ever have a girlfriend, or any friends for that matter, or lead anything near a normal life. Being picked on, no matter who he is inside, everyone judges him by his outside, and hates him because of it. Now, with all this in mind, listed to reubens poem:
*BLANK MAN*uh, i kinda left the poem at home


Well, as you can see, my interview was very successful, however, i did get fed up with that little brat here and there, and now i know that people dont just hate him because hes, well, you know, missing. Well, thats reuben for you, see you all next time on geraldo.