EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT....
JASON
1. Name? Jason Bauman
2. What do you wish it was? D.J. Hurley Heff
3. Size of...manhood? 6 deuce, baby
4. If you had a million dollars, you would? buy goat
milk and shower a shoehorn with it
5. Shoe size? 6 deuce, baby
6. Fav. pizza topping? leprechaun balls
7. Fav. oi scouts song? who the @#$% are the oi scouts??
8. Fav. stooge? curly
9. If you could kill anyone, who would it be? anybody
who could swallow a horseshoe while juggling peanuts
10. Fav. cheese? i hate cheese
11. Fav. rapper? ice muthafukkin T
12. Fav.....toy? cheese grater
13. Perfect date would be? 3 turtles and a bag of
cow eyes
14. Fav. movie? grotesque
15. Fav. letter? G
16. If you could be a dog, it would be? 3-legged cocker-thingy
17. Toaster or microwave? microwave
18. If you were ms america you would? leave a dollar for the
milkman
19. Who is your idol? double duece dawg
20. Fav. insult? go poop in a soccer tank
21. Fav. TV show? 3rd rock
22. Fav. cussword? bastard