EVERYTHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT....

PETE

 1. Name?  Pete Bell	
 2. What do you wish it was?  Hans
 3. Size of...manhood?  a.b.a.p
 4. If you had a million dollars, you would? take a u-haul truck
     cross-country with friends, buy a coffee house and play only rap
     with d.j. hurley heff at the mike.
 5. Shoe size?  9 1/2
 6. Fav. pizza topping?  sausage
 7. Fav. oi scouts song?  hotel hospitality
 8. Fav. stooge? moe
 9. If you could kill anyone, who would it be?  hmm...
10. Fav. cheese?  n.y. sharp cheddar
11. Fav. rapper?  snoop 
12. Fav.....toy?  Carrie Mohawk
13. Perfect date would be? Carrie and a used condom that has been in a pocket for a week
14. Fav. movie?  the goonies
15. Fav. letter?  anything but R 
16. If you could be a dog, it would be?  golden retriever (to get the chicks)
17. Toaster or microwave? microwave
18. If you were ms america you would?  sell my body to the highest bidder
19. Who is your idol?  phil from sub hum ans
20. Fav. insult?  if i had three quarters i'd throw gerbils at you
21. Fav. TV show?  drew carey
22. Fav. cussword?  grr...f**kin two-face