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The BSB Poetress's Page Of BSB Toe Jam and Bathtub Water Poetry


(If you still love these guys after looking at pictures like those, you have to write a poem for this site!)
And for those who walk to the beat of a different drum . . .

Let there exist no poem on this website, save that which contains a Backstreet Boy and his toe jam and/or bathtub water!

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Hi I'm The BSB Poetress!
I'm collecting poetry involving The Backstreet Boys, their Toe Jam and/or their bathtub water.
I will include some of my friends' and some of my own poems, but I would love to put up some of yours too! If you have a poem fitting the description of this site, E-mail it to me at BSB_Poetry in the meantime, here are a few poems written by me.

DISCLAIMER: The thoughts expressed in the poetry which follows are not necessarily those of The BSB Poetress and do not in any way reflect GeoCities. These poems are represented here for entertainment purposes only. If you are offended by this material in any way, do not read the poetry. GeoCities and The BSB Poetress are not responsible for any of the links found here and are in no way connected to Jive, Transcontinental Records or The Backstreet Boys.

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Ode To The Backstreet Boys' Toe Jam
by The BSB Poetress

Oh Backstreet Boys,
your feet are not smelly!
I wish I could rub them over my face,
eyes, nose, mouth and belly!

Those wonderful feet,
Smelling oh so sweet.
To eat your toe jam,
what could be a better treat!

Where do you bath?
I would like to know.
I will drink up your bathtub water!
Don't take the drain out! Don't let it go!

Alas, my dear boys!
Know you, I do not.
But you are always in my ears,
And you are oh so very hot!


Sweat Thoughts
by *~Nikki~*

I love you guys,
As I should.
I would love,
To eat your foot.

I'd drink your sweat,
And smell your gas,
That you may accidently pass.

Maybe you should get a gas mask?!


A Backstreet Poem
by April

There was a group of guys called BSB.
Very fine looking from what I can see.
A.J.'s the one who wears sunglasses all the time.
And the one that they call Howie
Well...he's mine.
Kevin's the tallest one with the sexy, deep voice.
To many people...Brian is their number one choice!
Nick is adored by tons of girls.
He gets lots of mail from all over the world.
They rule the planet with their smooth dance moves.
Singing and dancing is what they can do!
Many people say they're like NKOTB
But that's not true, they're way different, can't they see?
I love them so much and I guess it shows.
Lots of girls follow them, but they don't know
They sang a song called "Say What's In My Heart".
The video QPG-the rain was my favourite part!
Florida is where they're based. Orlando to be exact.
The 1st song on the new album is "Everybody(Backstreet's Back)".
A guy named Lou Pearlman showed them the light
Along with managers Johnny and Donna Wright.
Howie's the youngest in his family.
B-Rok likes to crack up jokes, he he he.
The sight of Nick makes some girls drool
While A.J. plays another game of pool.
Kevin is considered the type to be serious.
When things don't go right, he chews his tongue cuz he's nervous.
Kevin plays the piano with such ease.
Nick's the one they like to tease!
Brian wrote a song called "That's What She Said".
A very catchy tune cuz it's always in my head.
When A.J. raps, he moves to the beat.
And Howie is the one that I WANNA meet!
Brian is Frick, while Nick is Frack.
Beautiful voices is what they don't lack.
Kevin is called Train, as A.J. is called Bone.
Both take the deep end as well as the baritone.
Who is left, but the one they call Latin Lover.
He's singing the high falsettos, so you better take cover.
They have a record contract with the company called JIVE.
So what else can you say about the fabulous five?
My hand is getting tired so I'll let it rest.
I'll end it here cuz I think it's best.

(That poem was written by my good buddy April! Check out her Howie site!)


Ode To The Backstreet Boys
by Chelsea Carter

Oh BSB If you could only see,
how happy you make me.

Your songs are great,
Your known in every state,
Do you think that we could date?

B-Rok, Kaos, D, Bone and Train,
You guys are so hot it makes me insane!

The way you dance,
Puts me in a trance,
Are you looking for romance?

All you guys smell so good.
I'd eat your toenails if I could!

You make me smile,
You make me laugh,
I'd like to thank you on your fan's behalf.


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Ode To Howie
by The BSB_Poetress

Oh Howie, Oh Howie,
With your romantic wit!
For just one drop of your sweat,
I'd take a fit!

Ooooo, What a great Body!
What a great show!
It's hairless and sleek!
Go Howie, Go!

But Howie says:
I'm way, way uncool!
If you pee while you're swimming,
I'll drink up the pool!

Howie my dearest,
Quit Playing Games With My Heart!
Point your chest to sky,
make rain water art.

Peace keeper Howie,
Keep the peace in my heart.
Curly hair, a packed bod,
God makes beautiful art.


Ode To A.J.
by Jessica (Skin) McLean

I was told to write a poem,
About your bathtub water and sweat.
One thing I found in common,
Was that they both are wet.

I am always smelling CK One,
Your colonge.
And I love your nick name,
. . . Bone.

All the other poems,
Are really, really sick!
But your chest,
I definately would lick.

You have a really,
Really hot bod.
I really hope,
that you don't have a broad.

I think you're really hot,
and if you have a cot . . .


And another one for AJ . . .

Ode To A.J. #2
by Jessica (Skin) McLean

A.J. you are quite unique,
Although some may say it - You are NOT a geek!

I know that we have never met,
But I would die, for some of your sweat.

I love your hair, your clothes, your colonge,
Even your nicknames, especially Bone.

A.J. you are all that, plus more!
One site of you makes my heart soar!

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!


Ode To Kevin
by Kristine Richardson (aka Mrs. Body Beautiful)

Oh my Kevin, I love you so much, You are so dear and so sweet.
I love your face, I love your mind, I'd like to kiss your feet!

I am always talking about your lovely smile.
I know that I could kiss you for a very long whille. (I'll prove it)

My friends think I am nutty for liking you so much.
I would drink your bathtub water and other things as such.

If I could only meet you I'm sure that I would cry.
Because my dearest Kevin I could never say goodbye.


Ode To B-Rok
by Jordie Littrell (Brian's wife)

Dear, dear B-Rok you are so hot,
When you play b-ball you sweat A LOT!

I'd like to eat that sweat all up,
Or get some and fill up a cup.

I love your eyes, I love your smile.
I'd love to hug you for a while.

You smell so good, like sweet Safari,
I'd tackle a tiger or get you some calamari.

I hope you like calamari B,
Enough to eat it in a bathtub with me.

I know that last line was quite uncalled for,
But I didn't want this poem to be a bore.

I love you so much, you are so sweet.
I would do almost anything for your feet.


Ode To Nick
by Chelsea Carter

As I listen to you sing,
I wish you could see all the joy you bring.

Eyes, ears, mouth and nose,
I even love your smelly toes!

With nick names like Frack and Mr.Hyperman,
You make me smile like no one else can.

The clothes you wear, the colour of your hair,
I can't help but sit and stare.

At night I dream of your sweet kiss,
While listening to Set Adrift on Memory Bliss.

I REALLY wish that we could meet,
and you would sweep me off my feet!
ALL MY LOVE NICK


A Tribute to Sister Dearest and Jessie Sob!
by Corwin Woody

Oh Sister Dearest, you like the queerest,
Group I've ever heard.
The Backstreet Boys, the Back-seat Toys,
Either name's absurd.

I can't understand, why you don't like a band,
With electric guitars and drums?
But instead you choose, a group I confuse,
With Toe-jam and bath-water scum.

Please don't think, that I'm saying they stink,
Or their music was made for wussies.
But in actual truth, it wouldn't be uncouth,
To proclaim they're a bunch of pussies.

And with cats on my mind, I am sure to find,
They possess a common trait,
Of feline beauty, or a swingin' booty,
Which causes Jesse Sob. to wait,
For that glorious pay-day, when she'll marry A.J.,
And have sex with wild passion.
But predicted of course, will arrive a divorce,
Resulting from A.J.'s "flaming" fashion.

This poem shall end, attempting to mend,
Friend's feelings I've surely insulted.
So let it be known, that the group led by Bone,
Make music which leaves me exalted.


All poetry on this website has been copyrighted.


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