I would recommend NOT reading Kise's poetry if:
You are currently EATING
You have a weak stomach
You have NO SENSE of humor
An Exit
As I take the corns off my feet,
I save them for later, to eat.
I stand, wobble, and walk out,
Yes, I have a bad case of the gout.
Smell
Roses are red
Raw hamburger is too
If you think you smell bad
Try living in a zoo.
Spaghetti
I bend over the garbage can with unease
When I'm done I drop to my knees.
A word of advice for those who will take a cue
Don't eat Spaghetti when you have the flu.
Spank That
A Rhyme by Kise & MuD
ZxMuDxZ: Spank That
IAOwner: lick that
ZxMuDxZ: Switch This
ASYLM Fire: boys...
IAOwner: slurp this
ZxMuDxZ: Wack This
ASYLM Fire: stop THAT
IAOwner: Stop this ?
ZxMuDxZ: Stop That?
IAOwner: stop this in a hat?
ZxMuDxZ: Smoke This
IAOwner: could you would you stop this with a bat?
ZxMuDxZ: While In a hat
IAOwner: on a mat ?
ZxMuDxZ: with a cat
ASYLM Fire: guys please stop
ASYLM Fire: lol
ZxMuDxZ: or a bat
IAOwner: while kissing a rat ?
ASYLM Fire: eww
ZxMuDxZ: None of dat
ASYLM Fire: ALL OF DAT
IAOwner: heck no , eat some smacks
ZxMuDxZ: while doing jumping jacks
IAOwner: because i'm the mack
ZxMuDxZ: Of the pack
IAOwner: with some tacks
PWelsh9313: ::looking around:: how do they do that???
ASYLM Fire: ya'll stop for a second..
ZxMuDxZ: and phat stacks
IAOwner: jump back
ZxMuDxZ: jack
Urchlin: clear the track
ASYLM Fire: arghh
IAOwner: heh
ZxMuDxZ: lol
IAOwner: we made a Poem....go put it on your page Cammie :P
IAOwner: by Mud & Kise
Just for the record..posting this was NOT my idea..I do it only out of affection for the above mentioned children..er um men who created it! I love you m'lord!! Oh yeah sure you too Iseka!
Please email the author for permission before copying any of these poems!!
Send mail to:KiseKaz@aol.com
Send mail to:Cammilita@aol.com
