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1) Joke:

2) What category do you believe it should be put in?

Please select one Escapades at School Escapades at Church Escapades Elsewhere None of those- I want you to make a whole category just for ME!

3) Any other comments?

4) Where are you from?

5) Is Lexa God?
No comment. Of course! Absolutely! No way! And I'm the Queen of England. No way, she's the Devil! Let's see a miracle, then... get Ross Perot elected. Let's see a miracle, then... make spam taste good. Let's see a miracle, then... make me believe it really IS butter. Let's see a miracle, then... walk on water. Let's see a miracle, then... make the sky orange. Only if I get to be the Pope. Only if there's a sect worshipping penguins. Only if her clergy gets a lot of wild, kinky sex.

6) Are you sick of silly questions like this?
Choose one. Horribly sick! Not at all, why do you ask? No way, add more! Kinda, but not really. Actually I really enjoy them. Not so much sick as bored. I'm only filling out this silly question because I want to. They'd be okay if you had more options. Nope, not sick at all. Very sick. Absolutely.


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