Name: Phoebe

Middle name(s): Ashka uisce Ada Eva Melali

Age: Halfway between 16 and 17. More towards the 17.

Residence: Aussie land. (Australia for all those slang illiterates.)

Sex: Okay. No, actually female.

Hobbies: Needlepoint, stamp collecting, looking at the fluctuation of stock market changeovers. To tell the truth (which is not something I do very often); music, umm...music, my friends, music and hanging out in cafes.

Fav. music: Jeff Buckley (my hero), Ben Harper (my hero), Ani Difranco (my hero), Radiohead, Marvin Gaye.

Most dreaded music: Stuff by the chef from Southpark, country, and that's about it. Everything else is brilliant. Oh yeah, and Opera's on this list too.

I'm famous for: Inventing the word huledesretine.

Huledesretine is: a word that I invented (that's the meaning of it).

What I'd like to do when I leave school: Emergency aid worker in foreign countries, or be a garbo. Preferably the first one.

Favoured words: Crazy, brilliant, great, rad, shizer, poxxy, sub (I never use this word, but you know. We all invented it, us, the Famous Four.), Huledesretine (it's amazing how often this word fits into a conversation.).

Last words: This is all bullshit.