The 1999 Miss Squirrelly Winners!

1st place...and the new Miss Squirrelly is Miss Hickory!

Miss Hickory 
From: Texas 
Age: 11 
Hair: Brown 
Eyes: Black 
Hobbies: Horseback Riding, Gambling, and Lion Taming. 
Bikini by: Wild Squirrels 
Interview question: 
What are your feelings about humans always saying that squirrels have rabies? “Most squirrels do not have rabies, those stinkin’ racoons do.”

1st Runner up: Miss Birch                                                  2nd Runner up:  Miss Palm
                                                    

Pageant Highlights
-After Miss Hickory was crowned, Miss Birch ran backstage and got her paintball gun out and planted neon orange splatters all over Miss Hickory.  Miss Hickory was rushed to the vet and given a good scrubbing.

-Miss Palm was furious to be beaten by "an inbred, redneck squirrel from Alabama."

-Winner, Miss Hickory, received gourmet nuts, a new fur coat, a diamond studded collar, and a 100,000 modeling contract with Harry Beasts Unlimited.

-First to Last place....Miss Hickory, Birch, Palm, Pear, Oak, Dogwood, Maple, Bonzai, Poplar, Sequioa, Pine, Magnolia.

-After hearing that she came in last place, Miss Magnolia retreated home to South Carolina where she committed dive bomb suicide.