Welcome to my Van Halen web page or web site or home page or home site or whatever the hell you want to call it. This page is dedicated to all things Van Halen, but if you are a Gary fan I suggest you leave now, and don't send me any stinkin e-mail sayin how I should like Van Halen even with Gary and that if I was a real Van Halen fan I would be loyal no matter what kind of crap they put out. Well, think again. Just because it's Eddie's crap doesn't mean that it isn't still crap.

I don't really think this picture needs any embelishment. The looks on their faces say it all! Eddie has said that Gary Cherone is his "soul mate." Now I think we all know how Gary got the job, I wonder if he has worn out the knees of his jeans yet. Here's some advice Gary, you don't actually blow on it.

For all of the people out there that said the first Van Halen break up was Dave's fault, how does it feel to have your head up your ass? I don't think anyone believes that Dave is the one with the ego problem anymore. We all know that it is Mr.Sticks and especially Mr. Fingers that have the ego problems. I mean how could they fire Sammy, a truly gifted musician that carried Van Halen for 11 years. Without Dave, they had no flair, without Sammy they have no depth. We are seeing the true Van Halen now, and what a sorry sight it is.

Hotdogs?! We all know Gary has lots of experience with wieners!!!

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