A movie highly reminescent of the Muppets, but described more like "The Muppets
on acid". It features a band (complete with a dope smoking piano player) and a
bunch of humans dressed as animals producing The Feebles Variety Hour for tv.
In the cast are also a crotchety, sexually depraved fox as a director of the
show, a paranoid psychotic hippo as the show's star Heidi(similiar in nature
to Miss Piggy, the worm stage director Arthur, new choir possum Robert, and a
herion addicted Vietnam Vet frog(Kermit is that REALLY you?! ;)

The dysfunctional lives of these tv stars becomes obvious during the first few
minutes after we see Heidi's husband the producer cheating on her with a cat.
Sid the elephant is also going through his own troubles with his ex who claims
he is the father of her child. There's the frog who's perpetually jonesing for
smack and the rambunctious rabbit Harry battling an STD. Also in the cast is
the panty sniffing stagehand Dennis getting it on with Daisy the S&M cow in a
porno being directed by a drug dealing rat. There is a renactment of the heroin
addicted frog's horrors in Vietman as he explains the reason behind his addiction
to Robert.

The personal problems of individual cast members threatens to put an end to the
live broadcast just hours before it's supposed to air. Heidi's husband Bletch
saves the show by giving her one last lay... But it won't last for long. A
rising young star must come in to save the day. The highlight of the show
turns out to be a song entitled "Sodomy" performed by the show's director. This
movie can be somewhat difficult to find at major video chain stores but it's
well worth renting.



"Oh shit, I was just about to pop my cookies!" -Bletch (walrus)

"Oh now look what you've done, you've gone and gotten him all embarassed" - Arthur (worm)

"Thank you everybody, you've all mutilated that number quite nicely. We'll have
another shot at it at 2:30 and perhaps put it out of it's misery." - Sebastian (fox)

"I think I have a cavity in a rear molar, would you mind having a look? Right
at the back *crunch*." -Bletch the walrus

"Oh blimey, the poor little blight is smitten." -Arthur (worm)

"Did I tell you Sandy's slapping a paternity suit on me. Yeah, she reckons that
kid she's got is mine. I'd like to see her prove it though, she slept with half
the chorus." -Sid (elephant)

"Very nice Mr.Bletch, perhaps you'd like to expect my range of gear." -Cedrick

"Well skip the whipping, let's move onto the blowjob.. where's the masked masochist." - Trevor (rat)

"Didn't you realize you were sitting on his face?" - Trevor (rat)

"Well I thought it was uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemmoroids" -S&M cow

"Have a wiff of these, they've got a real distinctive bouquet." - Trevor (rat)

"Oh gawd not another panty sniffer!" -Daisy (S&M cow)

"Mmm carrots, it's not one of yours is it Harry?" -fly

"Have you got any smack? hoss, liquid sky, crack, snow, coke, crack, methodone,
benzedrate, san pan, morning glory, nutmeg, paracetomol, Vic's Vapo Rub? You
don't happen to be an asthmatic by any chance? Can I borrow your huffer?" - frog

"Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?" Bletch

"Anal Antics, not bad...it's got a certain ring to it. It'll appeal the
intellectuals. Do you think it'll do us well as our last release and win the
hooker prize?" - Bletch

"I think I have my head stuck in my rectum!" -new age

"I'm hot Bletch, but not the way you think." - Heidi

"Yippeeeeee *BAAARRRRRRFFFFF*." - Harry the rabbit
(you'll get it when ya watch the movie)

"Eat lead you man stealing SLUT!" -Heidi

"Trevor, I want that fudgepacker eliminated." - Bletch


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