Heroin-Addict Smiley's List of Achievements
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Heroin-Addict is better than anyone he knows at everything.
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Heroin-Addict likes to date women, but is considering dating men also.
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Heroin-Addict doesn't work because he has a bunch of money that he inherited
from his dead grand-mother.
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Heroin-Addict is friends with a doctor, who sells him syringes.
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Heroin-Addict can get better heroin than you can.
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Heroin-Addict can go 14 days without eating.
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Heroin-Addict was a french nobleman in his past life.
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Heroin-Addict doesn't have A.I.D.S. yet.
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Heroin-Addict knows everything.
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Heroin-Addict's works are very clean.
A Day in the Life
of Heroin-Addict Smiley
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11:30am Heroin-Addict wakes up.
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11:39am Heroin-Addict starts shaking, uncontrollably.
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11:45am Heroin-Addict starts to foam at the mouth.
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11:50am Heroin-Addict takes a cold shower.
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11:55am Heroin-Addict has to exit the shower to vomit.
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12:15pm Heroin-Addict stops vomiting.
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12:18pm Heroin-Addict resumes his shower.
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12:45pm Heroin-Addict gets out of the shower and drinks some orange
juice.
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12:58pm Heroin-Addict sits on his couch and begins preparing his
first dose of the day.
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1:10pm Heroin-Addict draws the dose into a new syringe.
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1:15pm Heroin-Addict ties his vein off.
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1:18pm Heroin-Addict injects the dose.
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1:45pm Heroin-Addict takes the syringe out of his arm.
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2:00pm Heroin-Addict calls his dealer and makes arrangements
for him to come by and bring him some more dope.
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3:30pm Heroin-Addict's dealer arrives and sell Heroin-Addict
a fat bag for $200.00.
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3:45pm Heroin-Addict's dealer leaves.
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3:50pm Heroin-Addict sniffs some of the dope that the dealer
brought.
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4:00pm Heroin-Addict cooks another dose.
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4:20pm Heroin-Addict draws the dose into a new syringe.
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4:26pm Heroin-Addict ties off his vein.
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4:30pm Heroin-Addict injects the dose.
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7:58pm Heroin-Addict takes the syringe out of his arm.
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8:30pm Heroin-Addict cooks another dose.
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9:00pm Heroin-Addict draws the dose into the same syringe
that he used last time.
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9:15pm Heroin-Addict injects the dose.
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12:49am Heroin-Addict takes the syringe out of his arm and unties
the tourniquet.
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12:55am Heroin-Addict drinks some orange juice.
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1:15am Heroin-Addict goes to bed.