Due to the following:
DONUT NEWS-FLASH FROM KARL!
A very sad day in Donut History... our very much loved 'Scream Studios' has gone out of business! We can not help but feel solely responsible for this horrific event. We, The 59 Donuts, had not practiced there in 4 to 5 months. This day will live in infamy forever. We'll miss you man!
last update: February 7, 1999
added the "10 Reasons to See 59 Donuts Live" section
also, did you know this link http://59donuts.cjb.net
will take you to the 59 Donuts page...
January 29, 1999
fixed some broken links
January 6, 1999
added a new 59 sighting and added the 59 things you shouldn't do section
check to see old updates you may have missed
Welcome, space wanderer, to the first and greatest 59 Donuts web-page! This page has been double checked by my lawyer several times and for the first time ever, 59 Donuts WILL NOT be facing charges for their public advertising techniques, including explicit nudity and prostitution, not to mention the drug charges....
What, while you're here, can you learn about 59 Donuts, besides what you've read on their yellow sheets?
always wanted to know the words to your favourite 59 Donuts song? Or, want to know what some of our lyrics are like? This is the place for you...be warned the lyrics were mostly deciphered by ear, thus they tend to have large gaps and be wrong.
curious what we sound like? Always wanted to have the 59 Donuts right there with you when you use your computer? Are you a big fan of 59 Donuts who thinks he (or she) has everything? Then this is the place for you...
always wanted to know a little bit more about your favourite Donut but could never find the opportunity to chat with him? Then come on in and read all about us...we've got pictures too! (hot dog....)
what songs does 59 Donuts do? (the staples, rarities, and covers) Who sings lead? What's the meaning of life? How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?
THE 59 DONUTS FAMILY
who deserves credit for making 59 Donuts who they are, besides Allah and George Clinton?
FUN 59 DONUTS FACTS
you wouldn't believe how fun they really are...
where else can you find the number "59" in everyday life?
wondering what 59 Donuts finds to be morally and ethically and other lly terms correct?
REASONS TO SEE 59 DONUTS LIVE
Eric Radezky authored satire
where has 59 Donuts played? (are you sure your computer can handle a file this big?)
THE 59 DONUTS QUIZ!
test your trivia knowledge in the only legal 59 Donuts quiz around.
find out what 59 Donuts is up to now, as opposed to what they were up to before.
when is the next 59 Donuts show?
nothing lined up
except a few bottles!
email the 59 Donuts to tell us what you
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