THE CURRENT NEWS UPDATE:

59 Donuts Fans UNITE!

59 Donuts welcomed in the new year sadly.  Alone, bitter, and uncooperative.

Ladies and Gentlemen, to even the closest insider to the band it would seem 59 Donuts was in the midst of imploding.  Though through no bitter feelings to each-other, 59 Donuts becomes more of a fallacy with eaching passing second.  After the cancellation of the Fort Hamilton Rockshow gig due to fatal illness, they have not gotten together to play, nor even spoken about the band.  Joe seems more concentrated on his Run DMC-inspired rap career, while Henry tries to round up musicians to start a country folk group.  Karl is too concentrated on the beauty of life to touch a guitar, and Keith has vanished again.

how can 59 Donuts survive this way?  Especially when you poor excuse for fans don't even support them!  When's the last time any one of you expressed any concern in the band's actions?  Do you people even care anymore?  How can 59 Donuts try to continue a career when no one will even care if they succeed in not meeting the ultimate Darwinian fate?

if you care about 59 Donuts email them and tell them you want to see them get back together

past news updates:
September 12, 1998
October 29, 1998
November 12, 1998