"Damn, Mike, that's one fucked-up hat!" submitted by Carrie
Jakob: "Hey, whose turn was it to get gas? Greg: "It
was Mike's, yeah, I did it last time!" Mike: "You're a
damn liar, Greg!" Mario: "Nice shirt, Rami! Can I borrow
it?" Rami: "Sure, man, just don't spill any tofu on it."
Submitted by Lisa
Mario: "Hey Rami, I think you spilled some of your
'extra cheeze' pizza on your shirt." Rami: "Oh, darn it!
Jake, you got any of those Shout wipes?" Jakob: "Get that
camera out of my face!" Greg: "Mike, is that my shirt?"
Mike: No, it's Jake's." Jakob: "Huh?" Submitted by WallyMB20@aol.com
Mario: "Gee, I wonder if that perm was a mistake?" Greg: "Mike, are you wearing anything under that raincoat?" Jakob: "If I get brown contacts, will everybody just leave me alone?" Rami: "I am the Unabomber!!" Mike: "What'd he say?"
Jakob: "Damn, I'm hungry." Mario: "Do I look fat in
this
shirt?" Rami: "For the millionth time, you're just plain
fat!" Mike: "Hey Greg, doesn't Mario look fat in that
shirt?" Greg: "He sure does. I'm hungry!" Submitted by Ice0865@aol.com
Jakob: "what *was* I thinking? Green suede?
Greg:"My my, I wish Jake didn't make us wear these heavy clothes,
just to keep up with his image." Mike" "Wow, birdies!"
Rami: "Yo, I'm layin' down the eastside shit today!
*Sniffle* Now don't laugh at my clothes!" Mario: "Hey, look at Rami's clothes!" Submitted by Josh