*** Just to let you know all the black is the original letter, the blue is my response.
Well, How should I start. First off how old are you? You surely could not be older that 14, and if I were you I would be ashamed of myself, ***We're 16 actually.
being that you have absolutley no manners or respect for other people. ***::mental note:: respect for other people and manners, good.... got it!
That was very wrong of you to put that about Brian and his heart condition. My daugher has a heart condition similar to Brian's and i think that by you going around, HOPING that people die from it is just rude and unacceptable. ***::mental note #2:: Making fun of people, bad.... got it!
Just because God blessed your family, and made them all healthy, does not give either of you the right to talk about people and there conditions. Sure I bet it was all fun and games when you started....but you should consider how your words may affectothers. ***Our words will only affect others if they choose to let it affect them. You can take it in stride and laugh a little, or you can act like... well, YOU, and let a little joke get to you so much you spend your time writing useless angered hatemail.
Hoping people born with conditions and flaws that make them less than perfect does not give you the right to tease or make jokes about their problems. ***We are not making a joke of Brian's heart condition. Did you actually read what the hitlist said? "if all these people were gone, Chris could rule the world". Well, that technicly means BSB would have to be gone. And Brian's heart condition is somthing to blame the death on. It's just called humor. Ever heard of it? It's fun, really!
If Brian's family was to stumble on to this page and seewhat you said, how do you think that they would feel.***Maybe Brian's family has an ounce of humor... laughter IS a possibilitly.
Don't you think that everyone has a right to live? Don't you think that everyone has the right to their moments? ***And so do we... some people have more of them than others, though. OBVIOUSLY!!!
Don't you think that maybe sometimes allpeople have to grow up, including you? ***Actually if you knew us you MIGHT just find us to be quite mature... but then again, you DON'T know us. Not that we mind, but we just concider ourselves the minority who dosn't care what other people are saying. We CAN express our opinions... and we CAN be damn proud of them!
Your words upsetted me, but I am not upset, I am pissed that your childish attempts at humor could hurt someone like my daughter, thinking that you hope that Brian, who is a great role model for my daughter, would die. ***Everyone else seems to realize what the word "Joke" means... but i guess some people just don't have those realization capabilities in them.
Melina Jonese
Hatemail! Ha! Hatemail is getting viruses. Wishing for people todie is just one of those things you don't do. *** ::mental note #3:: do not wish for people to die.... got it!
And Brian's family would not laugh at someone wishing that their son would die just so some little girls' "favorite NSYNCER" could "RULE THE WORLD"! *** Once again, this would require joke comprehension. But we've already determined you are lacking that quality.
Humor! Ha that is funny. *** Thanks! We thought so!
Anyways, it doesn't matter. You are young, immature, and a little blinded.*** The PC term is 'gifted' i believe.
Life isn't a game, and wishing death to people is nothing I, or anyone with morals, do.*** Ooo, so now we have no morals. As it has obviously been stated... you DON't know us. And we consider ourselves quite lucky because of this.
Melina Jones*** I see you changed your name this time
Since you say "hatemail" is welcome...I think the person that sent you the "hatemail" (as you call it) was right. You are the one that doesn't have the sense of humor. *** Oh yeah, that's why we have 600 visitors to our page, and only 2 'hatemail' letters. Looks like the majority actually LIKES the page. That would mean you don't have the sense of humor.
Do you really think that If Brian's family found this page that they would think it's funny? *** No, we are perfectly aware that they would not laugh. Once again, its called a joke. I'm not sure what you don't understand about that. Sarcasm and Jokes are things commonly used in all languages. We were using this literary device to make people laugh.
Use common sense when you write YOUR hatemail. ***We do not write hatemail. We only respond to what other people write about our site. Personaly, we have never been to a regualar OR humor site and written a letter complaining about the site. That would be because we understand what people mean when they say "humor page".
And go ahead put this on you little Useless page, it doesn't matter to me. *** We plan on it!
Have a nice day. *** We will! And thanks for NOT putting your name! (if you need some help with that, we were using SARCASM!!!!)
Your jokes aren't "twisted"; they're just tasteless! ***Now this is a doosie of a letter. First of all, it was so long we could barely get through it. Now as for your long letter... here is the deffinition of taste as Webster himself has stated... "individual prefrence, judgement, dicernment, or appriciation". Therfore, everybody has their own taste. Because your's is different from the majority's does not mean everybody else has bad taste. And thanks for putting your name, we appriciate it!
HATEMAIL #4 (1/31/99) Hi! I loved your site ***Thanks!
before I saw what you said about Brian and his heart. ***Oh, nevermind then.
Brian is my favorite backstreet boy and that was wrong what you said. ***Brian is one of my favorite bsb members, too (behind A.J.). That dosn't nessesarily mean I WANT him to die. Did you read what the page said... com'on. Think hard. I know you can do it. 'For entertainment purposes only'. Good.
I think your page is very funny just not that part, Since you guys can take jokes so funny I will tell you this ***What was the first part of that?!? Sentence structure honey, look it up.
CHRIS SUCKS!! ***I think you got that wrong. We suck... Chris gets sucked... DID I SAY THAT OUTLOUD?!? Oops. Sorry, your probably to young or unknowing to get that.
just look at him. ***We're looking. Okay, we're drooling. We are OBVIOUSLY not looking at the same guy 'cause he is F-I-N-E, fine!
First of all he can't dress ***We WISH he couldn't dress, but damnit! He insists on wearing clothes. We're a little pissed.
and he acts dumb. ***Well he's funny, if that's what your talking about. But I guess that whole 'humor' quality most humans posess has escaped you long ago. The sense of 'humor' is know known as 'dumb' everybody. Let's all remember that!
Will go had and write me back I have to here what your comback is. ***We just did! Oh yes, 'comback' has an 'e' in it, and 'here' is spelled 'hear'. And what was that first part? 'Will go had and write'... um, can you repeat that one again? Dictionaries are our friends.
HATEMAIL #5 (2/14/99) I think that Justin is the best in the world and yall should not be talking about them *** Let me guess, he taught you that 'yall' thing?
and I happen to know Justin *** Oh, doesn't everyone! We happen to be VERY close friends of Chris.
because when ever he is in town (Florida) we go to the movies and do lots of stuff so please do not talk about him!!!!!!!!!*** First, a little geography note, Florida is NOT a town. See, you learn something new everyday! Second, that my friend is called a run-on sentence. Also, we don't like to go out with Chris when he's around, we like to stay home and "play". Oh look! I guess I should really stop saying stuff like that outloud.
i don't care if you post this in the hatemail section of the stupidest websitei have ever seen in my whole life !!!!!!*** We appriciate the wonderful compliments.
you have no life *** The last time I checked BOTH of us had quite fun lives actually.
so all you do is make fun of people!!! *** Well, we do it often, but we do many other things (like Chris... whoops!)
i know that if brians parents or himself or other people of his family saw this would kill you and then they would be laughing!!!!! *** Not really, they'd be in jail. That dosn't seem funny to me. But hey, everybody's got their perks.
they would not be laughing at the part of him dieing!!!!!!! *** Wow! You know what! We never realized that!!! We thought they would just laugh their heads off! ::heavy sarcasm::
i think all the members of nsync are best not just chris!!!!!! *** That, honey, would be called an 'opinion'. And everybody has their own. Even us. We are allowed to do this.
would you be laughing if you had a heart condition and people said you were gona die i didn't think so!!!!!!! *** NO!!!! But this page isn't for Brian, so that clears tha up now doesn't it!
let me just tell you something you are bimbos!!!!!! *** And...?
what was going through your mind i won't say brain cause you don't have one when you were writing this website!!!!!!*** Auctually, in order to have the abilitly to type, you need a brain. It is a scienfic fact.
did you ever get an award for the website?????*** Uh, yeah...
sorry if you get offended*** We're you hoping we WOULDN'T???
ask yourself this question can i take a joke like the one i put in this website!!!!! *** Of course we can, seeing as how we made up the jokes... that usually means we can take them pretty well!
I'm 15 years old and I am ALOT more mature than you two!!!! *** And you would know that... how?
I don't care if you put this on your page or not!I hope you do in fact,I wish you would!! *** Well look at that. We just did.
I'd like to tell everyone how mad I am at you two! *** Well look at that. You just did.
I hope Brian's and everyone on you HItlist see what shit you put on your page! *** Yes, we do to.
I hope they sue you for all you have,and you have to live on the streets.You have to eat out of trash cans,and then one day while your walking the streets and transport comes and you get hit and DIE!! *** That's what the disclaimers are for, sweetie. If we were sued we would have to have intention to harm, and on the botttom of the page it is clearly stated that that intention is false.
BOTH OF YOU DESERVE WHAT IS COMING TO YOU!!DIE YOU SICK TWISTEDBITCHES!! *** And what is coming to us? Now, that would be an intention to harm... And by the way, I thought wishing death upon people was wrong? But you just did it to us, so i'm guesing you ment to say was "wishing death upon anyone i am going to marry and live happily ever after with, is wrong." Wake up and smell reality.
What are you guys? Stupid Asians-or Orientals? *** Excuse me, but that was the rudest comment I've ever heard. You can make fun of us, or our families or whatever the hell else you want. But when you make fun of a person for their ethnic origin (of which a person cannon control) you have completely crossed the line. Just to let you know, I am as White as a caucasion can be. And you insulting people like that makes you a HYPOCRITICAL RACIST BITCH.
Chris is as ugly as lance and Joey. *** Oh yes, i forgot... Justin is just SOOOOOOOO HOT... in fact, I have now decided to become a teenybopper like you and tell everyone every day "i'm going to marry Justin Timberlake". God people like you make me sick.
Chris is the worst and the ugliest. *** Yeah Yeah, we fucking get it already. You don't like Chris, you can have your own damn opinion. and so can we.
Get real lives and stop liking *N SYNC because honey-they will never like you. *** We don't expect them to, out of their 20 million fans, only 5 will ever get the chance. And we aren't stupid enought to think it will be us. We are the ones with lives, because obviously you think that they will like you. I'm sure they'll just LOVE YOU when you start insulting people because of their skin. Hypocrisim is SUCH a great quality in a girl.
Stop being liars and start being bitches. Too late-you are already. *** And you just haven't the slightest bit of Bitch in you at all do you.
I guess it runs in the family. Your moms a ho and your dad's a pimp. *** Yeah, thanks.
Watch out. Stay *N SYNC. I know I will. Peace out.A *** Fuck you.
but it is downright sick that you guys like Chris more than the rest of them You HAVE to be kidding right!?*** Nope. I think we're pretty sure who we like.
He is like 50 *** You over estimated by about, um... 23 years. He's 27.
and acts as if he is 10! *** Well, almost. But honey- not in bed. (God, i have to stop this habit!)
And it is so sad that his best friend is a 18 year old boy, *** Actually, his best friend is Angelo, and he lives in Southern Cali. Hes around Chris' age. They DO have friends outside of 'N Sync.
downright shame he is in a boy band and 30. *** First he's 50, then 30... lets get this straight. He's 27!
sad sad sad, so just had to say that he does not deserve to be a god, only Justin and JC can be gods from this group. *** ::rolls eyes:: how many times have I heard that today. Becuase Chris is not 18 and does not have a six-pack does not make him any less-deserving of the spotlight. He is a VERY tallented and sexy man. I repeat the word MAN. Not boy, thats where the difference is.
Oh, and tell Chris to take a shower for once in his life *** I guess you're implying that Chris never takes showers. Hmmm, why do you think this? Is his skin ever dirty? No. Must be his hair, so i'll tell you the key thing about it. THOSE ARE EXTENTIONS. pay attention.
and to stop riding dogs, see ya *** Riding is not nessesarily a bad thing. Nevermind, sex joke. Probably wouldn't understand.
i can't belive you 2!! why would you ever make fun of justin and j.c.? *** Well, because they are quite easy to make fun of.
i don't care about brian,cause BSB SUX,but don't you ever make fun of anyone from *NSYNC! *** And why are we going to stop... thats no fun.
if you are a fan,you shouldn't even joke about them! shows what fans you are! *** DO NOT imply that I am not a fan. I am currently listening to their CD... (I just wanna be with you)... and 2 days ago just went to my second concert of theirs in Nashville. After that, I went to their after-party at a club called "the music city mix factory" in the same city. So I am a fan, thank you.
if justin or j.c. read this stuff, they would be very offended! *** Or mabey they have an ounce of HUMOR!!!!!
i don't care if brian fucking dies,but don't you bitches ever make fun of *NSYNC anymore!! *** We will. Don't worry.
the only thing good about your page is that it had stuff about chris, *** Yes, he is good isn't he?
and i'm his #1 fan,*** aww shit. I guess since you're #1, i'm #2 now... yeah, right.
so i like stuff about chris,but i also love justin,j.c.,lance,and joey also,so don't make fun of them!*** yeah yeah, we love them to. But obviously your too hard-headed to realize that. whatever
*with hate**** Oh really, we thought it was with love.
*angela kirkpatrick**** Obsession much?
You two are f*c*i*n* psycho,*** Thats my nickname! well, minus the f*c*i*n* part, of course.
and you shouldn't make fun of people. (Well except for Brian, and BITCHNEY SPEARS give, credit to me, KElli for that one.)*** First I shouldn't make fun of people, and now you make fun of Brian and Britany, yeah, you make alot of sence.
now, that said, i would also like to add that EVERYONE of the guys in *NSYNC are awesome and if you were a true fan you wouldn't make fun of them like that. *** Here we go again, someone trying to tell me we're not true fans. look, if you want me to, I'll give you some of my friends emails, they can tell you that I never shut up about them!
I don't see how you can be afan of *NSYNC and then turn around and make so much fun of what they do. *** We can, just because you can't see how its possible, dosen't mean it does not happen every day!
Thethings that you said about Justin and JC were soooo not true. *** OH... thats why they're called JOKES then?
I mean they'reboth nice normal guys.*** AH, another joke!
And they're personalities are great too although it's obvious from your site that you don't think so (and i find that plain strange.) *** Oh look, shes found a third joke!
Plus on the Justin tongue page you said he stuck out histongue to cover up his face, oh please! now why would he want to do that? he'sadorable.*** ::singing with insanity:: JOKE-JOKE-JOKE-JOKE-JOKE
And so are the other guys in *NSYNC. Another thing, the hitlist wascruel, amuzing at points, but cruel.*** yes, that was our point.
if it had been put in a different formatit would have been better, you just shouldn't have called it a "hitlist" because it has a bad connotation and can be taken very harshly.*** but that was our point, if we wanted it to be taken UN-harshly, this whole page would be different!
I read theother hate mails which you have posted on your site and I noticed something very important. Most of the letters were from bsb fans. Doesn't that bother you? *** Not really, I think BSB is okay.
it would bother me to know that my *NSYNC site was being visited by somany bsb fans. But we both know why the bsb fans are visiting your site, because they want to hear bad things about *NSYNC, and that just isn't right. *** Thats fine if they want to come here. I like both groups personaly. Nsync is #1, of course.
You should make a site about *NSYNC where bsb fans won't be able to makefun of *NSYNC, *** I do have one, go to the links section!
your bringing *NSYNC down and its not good. *** We'll do what WE think is okay, thank you.
Hey it's your site and I'm glad about that cause I wouldn't want it to be mine, not with the stuff you post. *** And that's exactly why it ISN'T you're site!
And by the way Chris likes the other guys in *NSYNC and he wouldn't think you were cool for saying those things about them so why do you? *** You think we made this site so Chris will think we are "cool"... not really, we did it because we wanted to express our feelings about how unfair this world is. (Justin & Jc get all the attention, and Chris gets none)
REAL *NSYNC fans wouldn't make fun of them. *** Like i have said so many times before, you DO NOT know us! Therefore, you can NOT say we are not fans. Trust us, we are!
Hello. Well i think that the Hate List*** Its called the hitlist!
is rather stupid but to have is so some dork (Chris) can rule the world is even stupider! *** Actually, that was just an excuse to get fans like you off our backs. We did not literally want for him to rule the world. We just don't want them on the world.
And by the way 600 hundered people visit your page and only 2 hate letters is problably because they hate your so much it's worthless to even try to write in hatemail. *** Allrighty, now we have over 50 fanmails, so that disproves that theory, now dosen't it!
Your stupid comments are so retarted (like yourself) and you act like your so cool (which you seem like you... AREN'T) *** Okay, since when do you know us?
So i think yall better grow up and stop making stupid comments tyring to act funny or you might be on someone hate list(not mine, i'm just giving you some friendly advise) *** I'm sure we are, but we're not writing them angered letters about it, now are we?!?
But other than those 2 parts of the page it's
pretty cool!!!*** Okay...
ohh and by the way it's kinda funny how yall can make jokes about other people but when people write hatemail you seem to a all offencive, can't you take a joke?? *** Yes, we can take a joke. We put warnings all over our site that say "this site is entirely a joke". But when people write hatemail, they don't mean it as a joke. They truly mean it, so yes, we will get offensive.
oviously you don't know the definition of a joke!*** You are the one who couldn't take a joke, cause you are the one writing this!
Ohmigosh, i forgot to realize how funny your page really is those snappy combacks are just so good*** Thanks.
(if you were 5) *** That would be a hella perverted 5 year old!
And thinking that Chris would enen want to talk to people like you let alone do anything else with you, you better wake up!!(and i don't mean physicaly i mean mentaly)*** Oh, you mean people who are funny? People that can take jokes without hating people for it? Oh yes, Chris would never like anybody like that. I mean, he NEVER makes fun of anybody, does he?
You know theres treatment for people like you, you should getsome!c-ya!*** What exactly would you be treating?
WHATS THE REASON FOR YOU TWO TO WANT TAYLOR TO DIE?THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM,HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU SO DON'T'WISH" HE DIES!!!*** No, we just can't stand him... thats all. Its an opinion. Its allowed.
AND I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A DUMB "HUMOR PAGE" YOU HAVEIT POSTED ON,STILL GIVES YOU NO RIGHT TO WISH FOR ANYONE TO DIE!!! *** Yeah, freedom of speech. Ever heard of it... and thats what the disclaimer's are for. Obviously you didnt catch the fact that we don't actually want them to die. Read everything next time!
ANDJUST BECAUSE YOU SAID "ANYONE WHO COPIES THIS PAGE" I'M GOING TO MAKEONE JUST LIKEYOURS AND WISH THAT YOU TWO WOULD DIE!!!*** Thats fine, I promise you we wont write YOU hatemail about it. We have lives.
AND LIKE YOU COULD DO THAT!!!!! *** do what?
RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!STUPIDGRINGOS!!!!!!!!*** Ah, look... another Racist! Oh and by te way, aren't *N Sync, Taylor Hanson, AND BSB Gringos, yeah, i thoughts so.
AARON AND NICK DON'T NEED TO DIE YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND YOU ONLY WISH THE SPICE GIRLS WOULD DIE BECAUSE YOUR JEALOUS OFTHEM!!!!!!! *** Yeah, I want to be a slut, sure i do... why the hell would i be jealous of them?
GO AHEAD AND WRITE ME BACK,POST ME ON PAGE,I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!*** Lookie there, I just did.
YOU TRY AND BE FUNNY BUT YOUR NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *** Thats ANOTHER opinion!
OH OOPS I THINK I FORGOTTO DO THIS*** do what?
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!THATS PROBLEY YOU TALKING ON THAT GAYCHRIS.WAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*** Oh yeah, thats logical... we'd make fun of chris, and then post it on the site. wake up.
THE POINT OF YOU WRITING THE *NSYNC SONGS ON YOURPERVERTED PAGE WAS??*** Its funny
""GO FIGURE THE WORLD IS FULL OF STUID PEOPLE"" THOSESTUPID PEOPLE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!*** Uh huh, whatever.
BUT,YOUR BLOND YOU THINK STUPID IS A GOODTHING!!!!!!!!!*** Yes I am blonde, and we're all stupid right? Did you know Bill Gates is blonde? He's real stupid, now isn't he?
YOU THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT BRIAN,TAYLOR,AARON,NICK ETC.... BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST PLAIN JEALOUS OF WHAT THEYHAVE THAT YOU DON'T. *** What do they have that we don't? Gay lovers? yeah, just what i need?
ALL YOU HAVE IS THE ABLILITY TO TYPE MEAN MESSAGES ON A PAGE OF
PEOPLE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!*** Isn't that what you're doing right now?
Another note: This letter had the "i'm married to justin timberlake"
thing from our site attached to all her messages, so she couldn't
have hated the site that much.
I have a sense of humor but your page just isnt funny. *** Then it must not be a very GOOD sense of humor.
You bitches..if you like them then why are you making fun of them?*** Becuase it is nice to realize that not everybody is perfect. They are human too. And they DO have faults. We just wanted to point this out to all the teenieboppers who think they are going to marry "mr. perfect-justin timberlake"
If u did you wouldn't have made a low class, grade 1 site!*** Gee, I guess we just forgot for a minute we liked them!
All the jokes are so lame! come on!*** Nah, 30,000 visitors... 17 hate mails, over 50 fanmails. Majority rules, sweetie.
First, you need help.*** With...
second, it seems like you're mentally challanged! *** And you aren't? Please, learn a word other than fuck.
Buecause you know what? fuck, GROW UP!!!*** okay, that was a pointless comment.
You're so called " 16" but you're fucking acting like 2 year olds!*** If I was 2 I doubt I could sit a computer and type this HTML for hours striaght.
FUCK bitches, why are u so fucken rude. your site sux shit!*** God, take a vocab. class, there are other words out there than fuck you know. It only makes you seem less mature.
I will get your password and delete your site. *** Thats slightly Illegal
I've done it to 3 sites. Dont be surprised if yours was deleted the next day.*** I'm so glad you sent this letter... now if it dissapears... you can be held accountable! You're just so bright aren't you?
I know this thing to get into sites.*** This thing? eh? Yeah, we're stupid enough to belive that!
WATCH ME!*** Watching...