If you are on this hit list... consider yourself warned! But no worries, I mean, no one can live forever! See, the way we see it if everybody on this list was gone, Chris could rule the world!
2.Victoria Adams (and her Spice-Slut friends)
3.Audrey Hepburn (oh, that one's already taken care of!)
4.Renee Davis (Jon Davis' Wife)
5.Courtney Love *She killed my Kurt*
6.Nick Carter
7.Aaron Carter...Any relation to BSB must die
8.Howie
9.Kevin
10.Brian... maybe he'll have a problem with his heart
11.INNOSENCE
12.All the teenyboppers that will be in line with us singing(well, actually, screeching) NSYNC songs, chanting "WE WANT NSYNC", wearing UNC gear, and have "I Love Justin" painted on their bodies. Many of which have not yet reached puberty.
13.Anyone who tells us Chris is too old for us!
14.Taylor Hanson
15.That girl with Joey at the BMG chat *she was getting WAY too
close to Chris*
16.Wild Orchid
17.B*Witched
18.Brittany Spears
19.Mandy Harmon (anyone who calls nsync corny deserves death involving red hot pokers)
20.Anybody who has not an ounce of humor and gets pissed off at anything (like this page)
21.Patrick Flannigan (for trying to be Chris) -- Click here to hear his sad Chris impression
22.The models from the fetish adds
23.LeAnn Rimes (she gives a bad name to cows)
24.Shannon's brother
25.KULGUY69@AOL.COM
26.Those reporters from BOP/BB who get to take all those pics of Chris!
27.The girl in the Teen People magazine commercial that 'NSync was singing to.
28. Lauryn Hill
29. Janet Jackson
30. Mya
31. Puff Daddy *He killed my 2pac*
32. Beth Broderick, the bitch who was dancing with Chris on TGIF
33. The cast of Sabrina The Teenage Bitch
34. Shania Twain
35. Anyone who copies this page.
36. The District Of Columbia contestant in the 'miss teen usa' pagent
37. The woman who plays Chris' girlfriend in "I Drive Myself Crazy"... even if that scene is incredibly cute!
38. The girl who appeared on Total Request on the day of the premier of "I Drive Mysef Crazy" and said... "even Chris looks good in this one"... AS IF HE DOSEN'T ALWAYS!
Disclaimer: FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. We do not plan on acting upon anything written on this page. Hell, we even LIKE several of the people on this list. Its called humor people. And one of those people is BRIAN. Yes, we like Brian. And just to clear things up... we do not want Brian to die BECAUSE he has a heart condition. It is just something to blame the death on. Just as if we added a phrase to the end of Howie's such as "mabey he can trip over a rug and go face first into a boiling vatt of honey"... ENTERTAINMENT.