THE HIT LIST

If you are on this hit list... consider yourself warned! But no worries, I mean, no one can live forever! See, the way we see it if everybody on this list was gone, Chris could rule the world!

(Disclaimer is at the bottom)


1.Gwen Stefani

2.Victoria Adams (and her Spice-Slut friends)

3.Audrey Hepburn (oh, that one's already taken care of!)

4.Renee Davis (Jon Davis' Wife)

5.Courtney Love *She killed my Kurt*

6.Nick Carter

7.Aaron Carter...Any relation to BSB must die

8.Howie

9.Kevin

10.Brian... maybe he'll have a problem with his heart

11.INNOSENCE

12.All the teenyboppers that will be in line with us singing(well, actually, screeching) NSYNC songs, chanting "WE WANT NSYNC", wearing UNC gear, and have "I Love Justin" painted on their bodies. Many of which have not yet reached puberty.

13.Anyone who tells us Chris is too old for us!

14.Taylor Hanson

15.That girl with Joey at the BMG chat *she was getting WAY too close to Chris*

16.Wild Orchid

17.B*Witched

18.Brittany Spears

19.Mandy Harmon (anyone who calls nsync corny deserves death involving red hot pokers)

20.Anybody who has not an ounce of humor and gets pissed off at anything (like this page)

21.Patrick Flannigan (for trying to be Chris) -- Click here to hear his sad Chris impression

22.The models from the fetish adds

23.LeAnn Rimes (she gives a bad name to cows)

24.Shannon's brother

25.KULGUY69@AOL.COM

26.Those reporters from BOP/BB who get to take all those pics of Chris!

27.The girl in the Teen People magazine commercial that 'NSync was singing to.

28. Lauryn Hill

29. Janet Jackson

30. Mya

31. Puff Daddy *He killed my 2pac*

32. Beth Broderick, the bitch who was dancing with Chris on TGIF

33. The cast of Sabrina The Teenage Bitch

34. Shania Twain

35. Anyone who copies this page.

36. The District Of Columbia contestant in the 'miss teen usa' pagent

37. The woman who plays Chris' girlfriend in "I Drive Myself Crazy"... even if that scene is incredibly cute!

38. The girl who appeared on Total Request on the day of the premier of "I Drive Mysef Crazy" and said... "even Chris looks good in this one"... AS IF HE DOSEN'T ALWAYS!


Disclaimer: FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. We do not plan on acting upon anything written on this page. Hell, we even LIKE several of the people on this list. Its called humor people. And one of those people is BRIAN. Yes, we like Brian. And just to clear things up... we do not want Brian to die BECAUSE he has a heart condition. It is just something to blame the death on. Just as if we added a phrase to the end of Howie's such as "mabey he can trip over a rug and go face first into a boiling vatt of honey"... ENTERTAINMENT.

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