All of the ones not marked from here on were contributed from Kasey's webpage, there is a lot! Thank you sooo much Kasey! (All comments are hers)
* You have watched Tulsa Tokyo and the Middle of Nowhere soo much that you know every single word they say in order.
* You have made around $1000 from tellin ppl Hanson news.
* You actually save your pictues on disks and rent them to ppl at a price
of $10 p/ hour.
* You listen to their CD before and during sleep.
* While listening to the CD you daydream that your favorite Hanson is
singing the songs to you.
* Your printer seems to always be out of ink beacuse you keep printing out
their pics.
* You can no longer find the doorhandle to your room because it is covered
with their pics.
* You go to every concert no matter where it is.
* Your parents know Hanson's full name because you talk about them ALLthe
time.
* Whenever MMMBop or Where's the Love? comes on MTV your finger instantly hits the record button on the VCR.
* You are constantly trying to convince your brothers to grow their hair
and make a band.
* You sing MMMBop in the shower.
* You have every appearence they have ever made on tape and you have see
the tape at least 15 times a day.
* You freak out if you miss them on a appearance on TV.
* You search the web for more info on them and end up writing love notes
to them in peoples guestbooks.
* You own every magazine that even metions Hanson cut out the article and
frame it.
* You study their every move on every TV show appearence.
* You turn EVERYTHING someone is talking about into something about
Hanson.
* Your room is covered in Hanson posters.
* You write Hanson love letters everyday.
* You send them all to them too.
* You scream everytime you see Hanson on TV.
* You use Herbal Essence shampoo just 'cause Hanson uses it even though
you hate it( From Freakkid@aol.com).
* You insist on being called," Mrs. Hanson" and when someone does'nt you
slap them (from freakkid@aol.com again)
* You expect Hanson to walk in that door any minute. Any minute
now......( Good one freakkid@aol.com!)
* You force yourself to watch Anamaniacs( Again from Freakkid@aol.com I
have tried to watch that show and it just plain
scares me!)
* You practice your Butt-Head imitations everynight, before bed(
Freakkid@aol.com)
* You grow a rat tail like Tay's, even though your a girl!(
Freakkid@aol.com)
* You take voice lesson's just to sound like Taylor.( Freakkid@aol.com)
* You've learned to play MMMBop on your guitar/keyboard/drums all at the
same time.
(freakkid@aol.com again)
* You have learned to burp like Zac and very well too.( Freakkid@aol.com)
* You scream at ANYONE who changes the station when Where's the Love or
MMMBop is playing( So true so true again from
Freakkid@aol.com)
* You've blown out all of the speakers in your house listening to Hanson(
so true so true thanks Jennifer)
* you put your hair in dredlocks just because that is what Zac does( From
Amy)
* You give up your computer just to see them in concert( Amy)
* You find yourself talking to posters of Hanson( Again from Amy)
* Your brothers and sisters have made a band and you are booked for the
town fair.
* You have convinced your parents to buy you a keyboard, just like Tay's.
* You buy Neopoliten icecream just so you can eat all of their favorite
icecream flavors at one time.
* You believe that if you concentrate really hard you can channel them to
come to you.
* If you concentrate REALLY hard you can turn anything someone says into
something about Hanson.( From Di24di@aol.com)
* You change your name to Lucy or Madeline or even worse.....JOHNNY( Good
one Di24di@aol.com very funny!)
* You put on a small skit of one of Hanson's apperances with your
friends( From Cvgymnat@aol.com That's just plain weird!)
* You've taped every single appearance Hanson has made on TV and you've
memorized every detail( Again from
Cvgymnast@aol.com Gee, how did ya know I do that?)
* You think about Hanson more than 50% of your day( See above).
* You have already planned your future with your favorite Hanson. 2 kids
and a big house in Tulsa.( From
rmatth@worldnet.att.net)
* You know every place on the CD where Tay's voice cracks.( From Bethany
What Hanson fan wouldn't know?)
* You put posters of Hanson on your ceiling above your bed and at night
you hope that tape unsticks.( From Bethany)
* You know exactly what your going to name the kids you have with your
favorite Hanson.(Bethany)
* You take your Hanson (CD) everywhere. Even in the shower!( From
rmatth@worldnet.att.net hehehe that's a good one!)
* You purposly run into a glass door so if you ever meet Hanson you will
have something to talk about.( Di24Di@aol.com ouch!)
* When your on a public bus you enjoy getting kicked off for hanging on
the bars!( From Di24di@aol.com)
* Everytime your boyfriend picks you up for a date you slap him and say,"
Why can't you look like Taylor?"( From
rmatth@worldnet.att.net)
* You have a fight with your mom over why you can't be home-schooled(
From Cvgymnast@aol.com Gee that sounds like me...By the way mom.....)
* You invite Hanson to your Birthday party and you get dissapointed when
they don't show up.( From Cvgymnast@aol.com)
* You have an e-mail friend and the topic always somehow goes back to
Hanson( From M Naha@ozemail.com.au Mel are you
talking about me?)
* You listen to their CD while your sleeping, that way you always have
peaceful dreams about Hanson( Again from M
Naha@ozemail.com.au)
* Your in the middle of science then all of a sudden from the middle of
nowhere(heheh) you yell," Stop it! This is not the time or
place"( Trust me that can be embarassing) M Nahas@ozemail.com.au)
* You've replaced your family photos in your living room with Hanson.(
From Amanda Eber-Hanson)
* You're talking to a guy friend and you call him Taylor more than 10
times.( From Amanda Eber-Hanson)
* You check out colleges in Oklahoma, just in case.( Again from Amanda hey
that's a good one!)
* You actually bought a Tambourine.( Again from Amanda Eber-Hanson)
* You buy clothes and accesories because a Hanson brother ownes them or
has expressed liking them.( Again from Amanda)
* You've dyed your hair blonde. (see above)
* You don't mind that 3rd graders have the same taste in music as you.(
Again from Amanda Eber-Hanson)
* If anyone asks who your boyfriend is you honestly reply"Tay" or Ike or
Zac.( Again from Amanda Eber-Hanson)
* You bought a pair of leather pants.( From AManda Eber-Hanson)
* You have begun to read magazines with names like," Tiger beat" and "Big
Bopper"....after your little sister is done with them.(Good one Amanda!)
The next few contributed by Beth, thanks!!
* Your friends have to hold you down when Hanson comes on TV.
* You've screamed out your lungs, tore out your hair, and sent yourself to a
mental hospital because you haven't yet seen the "I Will Come to You" video.
* You convince yourself that Tay is talking to YOU when he goes "uh..uh..uh"
in the album version of "Where's the Love."
* Oh... it was YOU who stabbed Fiona Apple with your MON CD for beating
Hanson in the 1997 VMA!
* Your daily thoughts go something like this: "Hanson, Hanson, Hanson,
Hanson, Tay, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Ike, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson,
ZAC, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson... MMMBOP! Hanson, Hanson, Hanson..."
And so on.
* You DESPISE Cleopatra (whom you once liked) for calling Hanson "that bunch
of spoiled brats."
* You suffer from sleep deprivation 'cuz you stay up late "Just in case a
Hanson performance comes on" AND kiss EVERY LAST ONE of your tennybopper pics.
* You've traded a signed JTT photo for a regular (not signed) Hanson pic.
* Even though you hate Power Rangers, you play with them to "follow Zac's
example."
The next few contributed by jmyow@pl.jaring.my Thanks!
* You know what kind of underwear they have.
* Your house was being demolished due to some freak natural disaster and you run in, saying "You guys go without me!I've got to save my posters/CDs/VCDs/tapes/TV/VCR and other available Hanson stuff.
* You threaten to kill your idols if they don't give you an autograph.
* You go into mourning after they cut their hair.
* You axe viruses into creators of Hanson Haters homepages.
* You eat a bowl of sugar every night just to be hyperactive like Zac.
Please e-mail me with any signs on my quest to get to a ZiLliOn!!
© 1997 hansnchic1@aol.com