Calgary, Alberta, CANADA
Cast of
Characters:
Sir Phillip [ritalin
boy] Berardi
Sabine [germania] Bisson
Duncan [eeeeeeeeeeeevil]
Browman
Sir Ginny [Bubbles]
Jones
Laina [Jones] Knorr
[Funky] Peter Lewkonia
Rebecca [the antiporn]
Nelson
Sir Kara [revenue kanada]
Norman
Ryan [buck naked] Petrie
Toni [the boss] Reid
Sir Kathleen [sporty
spice] Wong
Name:
Sir Phillip [ritalin boy] Berardi, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
Fat bastard, mybiatch, Flip.
Sex:
Probably.
Favorite pastime:
Sex.
We became friends when...
I got my ass touched by the fat bastard.
After the police maced
him in the eyes (got to kick him in the kidneys),
we went for ice cream.
Check
out flip: http://www.oocities.org/philberardi
Sir Flip's 7 Relevant
Jeopardy categories:
Cougars,
Beer,
Genital herpes,
Creative urination,
Italian dining,
Italy,
Mary Jane.
Sir Phillip's alternate
identity:
Ron Jeremy eats a big
bag of icing sugar. Party on, Phil.
Phil enjoys cougar hunting,
and long strolls
down the catwalk on
ladies night.
Name:
Duncan [eeeeeeeeeeeeevil] Browman, B.Sc.,
B.A. English (haha),
Ph.D.
Alias(es):
Dr. Evil, spunkan.
Sex:
Yeah. M.
Favorite pastime:
Ultimate.
We became friends when...
we were on tour in 'Nam.
We smoked drugs on
the beach until 1998... by that time,
the war was over.
Dunc's 7 Relevant Jeopardy
categories:
Girls,
p53,
Skiing,
My roommate Chris
(sometimes I call him
Christine),
Warren G,
Socializing,
Corndogs.
Duncan's alternate
identity:
Dr. Evil on sodium
pentathol...
Duncan rules (the world!).
Name:
Sir Ginny [Bubbles] Jones, B.Sc., Ph.D.
Alias(es):
CUUUUUUULLLLOOOOOOOW.
Sex:
F.
Favorite pastime:
Playing with Sheilagh and Doug.
We became friends when...
I moved up to Calgary.
We share an office.
She feeds me bananas, I almost died.
Gin's 7 Relevant Jeopardy
categories:
Sheilagh,
the Actin cytoskeleton,
Beer,
My truck ran over your
car,
Field hockey,
Track and field,
the Fine Arts.
Ginny's alternate identity:
Rock superstar!
(as a member of the
CBRG
glee club)
Name:
Laina [Jones] Knorr, B.Sc., M.D.
Alias(es):
Drainz, Laino.
Sex:
F.
Favorite pastime:
Tae bowing to Celine Dion.
We became friends when...
I dragged her home drunk at 6am
to her mommy in Lethbridge.
Also, road trip to Wainwright.
Laino's 7 Relevant
Jeopardy categories:
StreetfighterII turbo,
Lethbridge,
Rugby brane dmaage,
HPLC,
Slowpitch,
Tae Bo,
Celine Dion.
Laina's alternate identity:
Laino, the princess
knorrior.
Using Tae Bo to fight
wordly injustice.
Name:
[Funky] Peter Lewkonia, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
WAAASSSSSSZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAB.
Sex:
M.
Favorite pastime:
Contemplating his favorite Sclub7 girl.
We became friends when...
road trip to Edmonton.
Peter wouldn't even
give me a second glance when we first met.
It's hard to believe
we're so close.
Check out Pfunk:
For the latest in molecular sodomy,
http://members.xoom.com/telepetey/index.htm
PT's 7 Relevant Jeopardy
categories:
Telemarks,
Soccer,
Light cycling PCR,
COSTCO,
Star Wars,
MP3,
My PC.
Peter's alternate identity:
Commander Data.
Don't ask.
Pick up my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss.
Petey skiing concussion/Fernie
(double black)
on broken telemarkz.
Name:
Rebecca [the antiporn] Nelson, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
Lecca, Lecky.
Sex:
F.
Favorite pastime:
Aerobix, skiing, sports.
We became friends when...
I was crying softly in a dark corner one day.
Lecca comforted me
and helped me blow my nose.
Lecca's 7 Relevant
Jeopardy categories:
Aerobix,
Skiing,
Shania,
Relationships,
Grape crush,
Jazz,
Squash.
Lecca's alternate identity:
Nike, the goddess of:
a) long-distance running
b) East Asian slave
labor camps
c) foot cramps.
Name:
Sir Kara [revenue kanada] Norman, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
Special K.
Sex:
F.
Favorite pastime:
Shaving people's headz.
We became friends when...
she informed me that pubic hairs on the toilet seat was bad.
She's always there
to yell at me when I get lost driving in Calgary.
Sir K's 7 Relevant
Jeopardy categories:
Hot tubs,
Caesars,
Warren G,
the Tragically Hip,
Reovirus,
Curious George,
the Backstreet Boys.
Sir Kara's alternate
identity:
Penny, Inspector Gadget's
niece with a dash of Claudia Schiffer.
Name:
Ryan [buck naked] Petrie, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
Peaches.
Sex:
M. Please don't make him prove it.
Favorite pastime:
Drinking, watching movies such as "the 9th gate"
and "Road to El Durado".
We became friends when...
I said so...
Rhino's 7 Relevant
Jeopardy categories:
the 9th Gate,
Corndogs,
Jan Arden,
CD20,
Beer,
Beer,
Hangovers.
Ryan's alternate identity:
Jim Belushi's character
in Animal house.
Name:
Susan [bumpy kin] Poelman, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
Sue, Suze.
Sex:
F.
Favorite pastime:
Figure skating, tennis, going to Lethbridge (?! insane?!).
We became friends when...
Sue came to Calgary.
I guess we have to
be friends since Sue
and my mom share the
same first name. She kicked my @ss in tennis and whupped
me with the ball, breaking
me sunglasses.
Sue's 7 Relevant Jeopardy
categories:
championship skating,
tennis,
integrins,
the Honda Accord,
twizzlers,
Casperitis,
Garth, Shania, Faith,
Tim McGraw...
Sue's alternate identity:
Such a sweet kid.
Probably eats a bag a sugar a day.
I'm pretty sure Sue
works part-time as an auctioneer...
I like it when she
yells those kickin' country tunes in my ear
(but the whiskey bottle
broken over me head
is not so good).
Name:
Toni [the boss] Reid, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
Roni.
Sex:
F.
Favorite pastime:
Boys.
We became friends when...
we went to Bamfield together in high school.
But I wasn't cool then,
so she didn't talk to me at all.
Then I worked for a
while in a Lethbridge laboratory slave shop with Toni,
she helped me through
tough times.
Toni's 7 Relevant Jeopardy
categories:
Boys,
Ben Harper/Rufus Wainwright/Paul
Simon,
Drank,
Alternative film,
Music,
Coffee,
Bums.
Toni's alternate identity:
The Boy-toy acquisitioner
2000,
the latest technology
in boy-toy acquisition
(now in 7 great flavors!)
Name:
Sir Kathleen [sporty spice] Wong, B.Sc.
Alias(es):
Sir.
Sex:
F.
Favorite pastime:
Golf, work.
We became friends when...
Kathleen was my first Calgary friend.
She's a good friend
and companion,
and I can always count
on her not to barf in my car.
Kat's 7 Relevant Jeopardy
categories:
Sushi,
Colgate,
Golf,
Garbage disposal,
Capital,
Lethbridge,
Family.
Kathleen's alternate
identity:
A high powered business
woman working
for a large multinational
corporation in dealing heath and hygeine products.
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