Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA

Cast of Characters:
Charlene [bubblicious] Anderson
Ashna Nazira [nazzypants] Bacchus
Merne [ Quiltmaster C ]Chambers
Garnet [Cool G] Horne,
[ Captain ] Scott Kelly
Kevin [eeeeeeeeeeeevil] Kwan
 Ryan Letwiniuk
Sir Shauna [thunderdome] Loughran
Michelle [ miss mac ] Provencher
 Paul [turtlepower] Rossman
Miller [thilla] Smith
Sir Kelvin [ showerpuff ] Voo
Matt [Fatty Mehr] Weibe
Karl [tinman] Wolter
Sir Kathleen [sporty spice] Wong
 
 
 
 

Name:   Charlene [Bubblicious] Anderson, B.Ed.
Alias(es):   Chuck.
Sex:   F.
Favorite pastime:   Ice capades, drinking, slowpitch.
We became friends when... rez tour of duty 1996,
living two floors down 1996/7.  Charlene is always a good time
(for five dollars, just kidding!).  A very consistent party friend.
Charlene's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Handball,
Beer,
Country musak,
Geometry,
Ice-skating,
Slowpitch,
Elk Point.
Charlene's alternate identity:
A walking 20lb bag of prozac pills.  That's Charlene.
 Charlene was in a past life:
Irish... happy and drunk all the time.
(Don't believe anything you read from "Angela's Ashes")
 
 

Name:   Ashna Nazira [nazzypants] Bacchus, R.N.
Alias(es):   Naz, Ash.
Sex:   F.
Favorite pastime:   Movies, sleep.
We became friends when... Kelvin and Naz hooked up.
We've been good friends since... next door neighbors, 1997.
Naz's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Nursing,
U2,
David Duchovny,
Culinary excellence,
Friends (the sitcom),
Family bliss,
Making Kelvin wash the dirty undies.
Naz's alternate identity:
David Duchovny's fuzzy pink toilet seat cover.
Sometimes, she also masquarades as David Duchovny's bath towel.
 

Name:   Merne [Quiltmaster C ] Chambers, B.Sc.
Alias(es):   Merny.
Sex:   F.
Favorite pastime:   Working out....
We became friends when... we did the Genetics 420/304/390/408
thing together.  We were pulled together by the forces of destiny (Dallas West, B.Sc. Microbiology).
Check out Merne: http://www.heritagequilting.net/index.htm
Merne's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Fitness,
Beer,
Quilting,
Manual transmission,
Food,
Entertainment,
Creston, BC.
Mernz alternate identity:
A walking tub of vanilla pudding
(because she's so sweet!)

  Name:  Garnet [Cool G] Horne, B.Sc., M.Sc., M.D.
Alias(es):   G.
Sex:   M + Being From Olds = Good times.
Favorite pastime:   Drinking, yelling, loitering.  And going to medical school.
We became friends when...   he showed me his camel toes.
There is no way that could've been comfortable.
G-spot's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Naked olympics,
Beer,
Women,
Medicine,
Hockey,
Olds,
Nachos.
Garnz alternate identity:
Doogie Howser, M.D.; only he specializes in gynecology
(proctology on weekends).
 
 

  Name:  [ Captain ] Scott Kelly, B.A.
Alias(es):   Vader'sbiatch.
Sex:   M.
Favorite pastime:   Killing rebel scum, sending body parts to mommy
(their mommy).
We became friends when...   hmm, can't really pinpoint an exact moment.
But was one of the unfortunate friends who had to handle my emotional baggage.
Spkelly's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Star Wars/Star Trek,
Eat without meat,
Rez,
Barenaked ladies,
Superman,
Juliana Hatfield,
Drayton Valley.
Scottz alternate identity:
A hybrid between a tofu dog and Captain Jean Luc Picard on paint fumes.
(poor Scottie's vegetarian ways... Scott represents a light-hearted authority figure)

Name:   Kevin [eeeeeeeeeeeevil] Kwan, B.P.E.
Alias(es):   KWonton.
Sex:   M.
Favorite pastime:   Working out, basketball, volleyball.
We became friends when... we did our 2-year tour of duty
at Lister Hall (UA).  Kevin made me wish I were a phys. ed. student.
Kevin's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Turkey bowling,
Smithers,
Volleyball/Basketball,
Pirrhanas,
Computer entertainment,
Taiwan,
My career as an Asian prostitute.
Kevinz alternate identity:
Moe (of the Larry/Curly trio) on crack.
This would be that low-grade,
dropped in the gutter/mixed with table salt crack.
 

  Name:  Ryan Letwiniuk, B.Sc.
Alias(es):   the Butterfly catcher.
Sex:   M.
Favorite pastime:   Drinking w/friends, cars, hanging out..
We became friends when...   we both took Genetics 280.
One of my few friends from class (UA)...
Ryan's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
the Acura Integra,
Beer,
Red Deer,
Butterflies,
Women,
Computers,
Entertainment.
Ryanz alternate identity:
Ryan is actually the personfication of a Commodore64.
 

Name:   Sir Shauna [thunderdome] Loughran, B.P.E.
Alias(es):   Sauna.
Sex:   F.
Favorite pastime:   Ice skating in a pink frilly skirt,
whilst throwing rose petals on the ice.
We became friends when... probably happened during our great
depression of '95.  We had serious discussions, some Big Bears
and it was all a good time.  Another consistent party friend.
Shauna's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Thunderdome,
Beer,
Country musak,
Mutual funds,
Ice-skating,
Slowpitch,
Elk Point.
Saunaz alternate identity:
Tank Girl.
Don't laugh, she'll kick your @ss.com
 

Name:   Miller [thilla] Smith, D.D.S.
Alias(es):   Milhouse.
Sex:   M.
Favorite pastime:   Hockey, dentistry.
We became friends when... working together, summer of 1999.
Young kids these days...
Miller's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Hockey,
Hawaiin T-shirts,
Camping,
My girlfriend, Jen.
Sobriety,
Metallica,
Teeth.
Millerz alternate identity:
Reggie from the Archie comix after 2 months of testosterone treatment.
 
 

  Name:  Michelle [ miss mac ] Provencher, B.Sc.
Alias(es):   Mish.
Sex:   F.
Favorite pastime:  Travelling, throwing my shoes down PE126.
We became friends when...   She got drunk and signed a legal friendship contract
during my stay at UA residence (1995).
Mish's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Egypt,
Yogurt jello,
Snowboarding,
Fashion,
Chemistry,
Accounting 311,
Fort McMurray.
Michz alternate identity:
Bill Nye's lovely assistant who he exploits.
One day, Mich doesn't take it anymore and makes Bill Nye
eat his own @ss.  Now that's science.
 

Name:   Paul [turtlepower] Rossman, B.A.
Alias(es):   Rosser.
Sex:   M.
Favorite pastime:   N64, basketball, drawring.
We became friends when... Living across the hall/across the street from me,
(1996-7) Paul was/is a good friend.  We'd talk about acts of lunacy
with his samurai swords.  Then we'd break out the Big Bears
(8% EtOH Malt liquor).  Fun.
Paul's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Drayton Valley,
Basketball,
Big Bear,
Artwork,
Music,
Sports,
Ichiban.
Paulz alternate identity:
Kurt Kobain didn't really commit suicide.
He changed his name to Paul Rossman and moved to Drayton Valley.
 
 

  Name:  Sir Kelvin [ showerpuff ] Voo, Ph.D.
Alias(es):   ash'sbiatch.
Sex:  M.
Favorite pastime:   Model airplane glue.
We became friends when...   I paid in full for quarterly installments
during my stay at UA residence (1995).  Roommates 1997.
Kelv's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Computer,
Punk,
the Big screen,
Women,
Baseball,
Women's curling,
Macros/Robotech.
Kelvinz alternate identity:
Cheese whiz.  Easy-going and pleases everyone.
 

Name:   Matt [Fatty Mehr] Weibe, B.Ed.
Alias(es):   Mad Mattigan, Charlotte's Weibe.
Sex:   M.
Favorite pastime:   Sex.
We became friends when... rez tour of duty, 1995-6.
Roommates and good friends since 1996.
Matty's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Fitness,
Basketball,
Smithers,
Rap,
My frog Claude,
Dirty dishes,
Smellycouch.
Mattyz alternate identity:
Dennis Rodman bleached his skin and masquarades as a
Ponoka school teacher named Matt during the off-season.
 

  Name:  Karl [Misser Tarl] Wolter, B.Sc. Eng
Alias(es):   Misser Tarl, Karlito.
Sex:   M.
Favorite pastime:  Snowboarding, motorbiking.
We became friends when...   we were roommates during 1st year undergrad.
 I now understand the true meaning of friendship
(and no, it does not involve sodomy).
Karl's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Snowboarding,
Mode of transport,
Woman,
Guitaring,
Mechanics,
Calculus: integration,
Van Halen.
Karlz alternate identity:
A spanish fly.  In a year, he'll be a spanish flu.
 
 

Name:   Sir Kathleen [sporty spice] Wong, B.Sc.
Alias(es):   Sir.
Sex:   F.
Favorite pastime:   Golf, work.
We became friends when... Kathleen was my first Calgary friend.
She's a good friend and companion,
and I can always count on her not to barf in my car.
Kat's 7 Relevant Jeopardy categories:
Sushi,
Colgate,
Golf,
Garbage disposal,
the Capital,
Lethbridge,
Family.
Katz alternate identity:

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