Sir Timmer:
A Tragedy
in One Act.
Character
profile:
A bold,
refreshing lager with an eppervescent,
refreshing
tingling hint of turpentine.
Now with
the great taste
of boiled
chicken skin.
Above:
My kindergarten
graduation picture.
Having
recently undertaken extensive rhinoplasty and prescription steroids,
I no
longer look as hideous as depicted above.
Below:
More
recent photos taken at the police station.
Personals.
Name: Timmer [electric circus]
Age:Somewhere btwn. 18-28.
Life
History:
I was
born in Morden/Manitoba (1975) from a defective package of Sea Monkeys.
To date,
the toy store refuses to refund my parents for the defective package of
brine shrimp.
I joined
a legion of Jedi Knights at age 12,
but was
unfortunately seduced by the dark side by age 13.
Then
the airplane glue wore off and everything was okay again.
Somewhere
during 1989 and 1993, I attended Gilbert Paterson Junior High
and Winston
Churchill High School in Lethbridge, Alberta.
The musical
presence of groups such as Vanilla Ice and M.C. Hammer has
given
me the inclination to repress memories prior to 1993.
Timz family
with little Britany Spearz (left), Timz long-lost wife (middle) and Timmer
(right).
Please
refer to Archie and Jughead Comics
27: 12-34, 1984.
Favorite
movie(s):
[The]
Matrix
The Karate
Kid
Back
to the Future
Fight
Club
It Could
Happen to You.
Musicale(s):
Foo [Fighters]
the Tragically
[Hip]
BT [tr@nce
grooves]
U2 [kicks
@ss]
Pearl
Jam[mas]
Jennifer
Love [Hewitt].
Found
on my winamp playlist:
Bootylicious
- Destiny's Child
3 Libras
- A Perfect Circle
Toca's
Miracle - Fragma
I did
it - Dave Matthews Band
More
than that - Backstreet Boys (just for you, Kara...)
Ride
wit me - Nelly
My way
- Limp Bizkit
Hash
Pipe - Weezer
Gone
- U2
Found
bookmarked
on my
web browser:
Metacrawler
- web search [engine] of choice.
A Channel
Weather - for the 5-day [Calgary]
weather forecast.
iSketch
- addictive! online [pictionary]...
Lando's
stinking hole - for Southpark, Jack@ss, and Futurama [downloads]
Winamp
locker - 3 [Gigs] of online
storage space for your mp3z
[Doozersden]
- Best way to know what's going on with hiim
without
having to call or email.
TV Guide
- Tells you what's on, what's it about, whhat it's rated, etc...
[T.V.]
rots brainz (explains why I'm in grad school).
Favorite
Food(s):
Iced-tea
crystals.
Current
Occupation:
Graduate
Student,
Department
of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology,
University
of Calgary.
Click
here
for some dept. of Biochemistry debauchery.
Post-secondary
studies:
Department
of Genetics/Biology, University of Alberta
(1993-97)
Undergraduate/Post-graduate
laboratory fun:
The Cheng
Molecular Biology Laboratory, Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada (1991-97).
The Laroche/Gaudet
Plant Molecular Genetics Laboratory and Gucci Sweatshop (1998-99).
Pet Peeves:
Tom Cochrane/Colin
James/Celine Dion
recycling
Lever
2000
the Herpes
Simplex virus
Spam
(both the eating, and the email kind).
Fave:
Katie
Holmes, or any equivalent.
Can we
be friends?
I'm a
Leo.
I like
long walks on the beach.
Zepplin
rules.
