Sir Timmer:
A Tragedy in One Act.
 

Character profile:
A bold, refreshing lager with an eppervescent,
refreshing tingling hint of turpentine.
Now with the great taste
of boiled chicken skin.


 

Above:
My kindergarten graduation picture.
Having recently undertaken extensive rhinoplasty and prescription steroids,
I no longer look as hideous as depicted above.

Below:
More recent photos taken at the police station.
 


 

Personals.

Name: Timmer [electric circus]

Age:Somewhere btwn. 18-28.

 Life History:
I was born in Morden/Manitoba (1975) from a defective package of Sea Monkeys.
To date, the toy store refuses to refund my parents for the defective package of brine shrimp.
I joined a legion of Jedi Knights at age 12,
but was unfortunately seduced by the dark side by age 13.
Then the airplane glue wore off and everything was okay again.
Somewhere during 1989 and 1993, I attended Gilbert Paterson Junior High
and Winston Churchill High School in Lethbridge, Alberta.
The musical presence of groups such as Vanilla Ice and M.C. Hammer has
given me the inclination to repress memories prior to 1993.

Timz family with little Britany Spearz (left), Timz long-lost wife (middle) and Timmer (right).
 Please refer to Archie and Jughead Comics 27: 12-34, 1984.
 

 Favorite movie(s):
[The] Matrix
The Karate Kid
Back to the Future
Fight Club
It Could Happen to You.
 

 Musicale(s):
Foo [Fighters]
the Tragically [Hip]
BT [tr@nce grooves]
U2 [kicks @ss]
Pearl Jam[mas]
Jennifer Love [Hewitt].
 

 Found on my winamp playlist:
Bootylicious - Destiny's Child
3 Libras - A Perfect Circle
Toca's Miracle - Fragma
I did it - Dave Matthews Band
More than that - Backstreet Boys (just for you, Kara...)
Ride wit me - Nelly
My way - Limp Bizkit
Hash Pipe - Weezer
Gone - U2
 

 Found bookmarked
on my web browser:
Metacrawler - web search [engine] of choice.
A Channel Weather - for the 5-day [Calgary] weather forecast.
iSketch - addictive!  online [pictionary]...
Lando's stinking hole - for Southpark, Jack@ss, and Futurama [downloads]
Winamp locker - 3 [Gigs] of online storage space for your mp3z
[Doozersden] - Best way to know what's going on with hiim
without having to call or email.
TV Guide - Tells you what's on, what's it about, whhat it's rated, etc...
[T.V.] rots brainz (explains why I'm in grad school).
 

 Favorite Food(s):
Iced-tea crystals.
 

Current Occupation:
Graduate Student,
Department of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology,
University of Calgary.
Click here for some dept. of Biochemistry debauchery.


 

Post-secondary studies:
Department of Genetics/Biology, University of Alberta (1993-97)


 

Undergraduate/Post-graduate laboratory fun:
The Cheng Molecular Biology Laboratory, Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada (1991-97).
The Laroche/Gaudet Plant Molecular Genetics Laboratory and Gucci Sweatshop (1998-99).
 

Pet Peeves:
Tom Cochrane/Colin James/Celine Dion
recycling
Lever 2000
the Herpes Simplex virus
Spam (both the eating, and the email kind).

Fave:
Katie Holmes, or any equivalent.
 


 


 

Can we be friends?
I'm a Leo.
I like long walks on the beach.
Zepplin rules.


 

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If you're intrigued at all by the tragedy that is my life, email me @:
timorama@mail.com or tyhuang@ucalgary.ca.
ICQ:  104082728
MSN messenger:  timorama@hotmail.com
 

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