This is the event that marks the beginning of a new era. The wrestlers have been fired up in training, preparing mind, body, and soul for this battle of mortal combat. Poised and ready, the wrestlers are assigned their opponents, studying their insides and outs, anticipating their every move. The matchups aim to please. Let's take a peek at the pairings...
Cletus Cripes the Hickory Farmer vs. Vernon Peepers
An even match up, jobber against jobber
In PPV matches:
"Rock Hot" Steve Sampson vs. Apocalypse
A distant cousin of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Sampson is the clear favorite in this matchup. Don't count Apocalypse out though. His infamous Death Drop has stunned many a tough opponent in the past.
Six man grudge match warfare
The Nation of Dominatrix (Dominatress, Whoren, and Bad Ass Blondie) vs. The Aquatic Staff Dolphinettes (Maelstrom, Typhoon the Goon, and Hurricane Heather)
The forces of meteorologic disaster battle the forces of sadomasachism. Foreign objects such as whips and chains are sure to be used by the leather clad beauties of Dominatrix Inc. Unless Hurricane Heather is a switch hitter, she will be the only one able to withstand the lure of the Nation. On a positive note for the Aquamarines, when in trouble they can always unleash the wrath of the Aquatic Staff, a 10 foot crane-like grappling hook that attaches to the ring announcers microphone.
Intercontinental Title Match
Jason the Haitian Sensation (w/ manager Mighty Aphrodite) vs. Flash Gordo, the Masked Avenger
The voodoo of the Haitian Sensation is very powerful but the challenging Masked Avenger has perfected his finishing move, known as Jeh-Ming the Merciless, named for his famous predecessor.
Women's Title Match
Deadly Dana Dragon vs. The Columbian Death Dealer
Trained by the martial artist Bruce Lee, the Dragon brings kung fu fighting into the ring with some wicked kickboxing stylie. The Death Dealer, on the other hand, was trained by druglords, who taught her her finishing move, the Columbian Necktie. This will be a duel to the death.
The Ultimate Rivalry!!!
Big Sexy, the Lady Killer vs. Alexis the Texas Sexist
What more can you ask for than the ultimate battle of the sexes deciding once and for all who is better - men or women. The Texas Twister has been specially designed by the femi-nazi Alexis to...well, twist off Big Sexy's Lady Killer. Big Sexy will be his cocky self and taunt the man-hater no doubt.
15-Man Over the Top Battle Royale with Cheese
Featuring:Dangerous Deana Diamond, Maxwell Von Trapp, Pistol Pete Callahan, Misty Demeanor, The Diarrhea Warrior, Chun Li Johnson, The Demon Deacon, Sean "Shooter" McGavin, Twin Towers Axl and Mauler, Big Bad Mamma, "Sheisty" Sally Beauregard, Bone Crusher, Michelle "Crippler" Cremmins, and Mean Janeen the Murder Machine
This is the rumble to end all rumbles. A lot of top competitors are competing and the outcome will be unpredictable.
World Title Match: Under Pins Count Anywhere Rules!!!
King Hakeem of Botswana vs. Jackhammer
The World Title Match pits the season veteran Jackhammer against top newcomer King Hakeem of Botswana, originally from Nairobi, Kenya. His breakdancing style will match up against the strength of Jackhammer's head throbbing Hammer Drill.
World Tag Team Title Match : To be Decided in a 15 foot Steel Cage
Raykwon "Haystacks" Calhoun & "Hacksaw" Jim Ducketts the Clown (w/ manager Kid Nikki, the Latino Bambino) vs. Big Daddy Underpants of Wales and Porn Star Hector Doodles
This is the match of the century as the defending tag team champs and world dominators, known together as the Ass-Kickers, square off against a new generation of bad ass wrestlers. Haystacks and Duckets will defend their title using the Ass-Kicker, their punishing finishing move while Hector Doodles will be preparing his patented Pelvic Thruster. A clash of the titans that will go down to the wire...
And that's it folks, the card for the inagural RWF wrestling event. There's no denying this will be a thriller!!!