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Never early, always late
Never caught up, always behind


Mop water must not co-mingle
Mop water must NOT co-mingle
MOP WATER MUST NOT CO-MINGLE
REDRUM REDRUM click for audio


If you insist on calling me "Sir"
call me "Maaa-sur"


Don't call me "So Will"---I'm not Japanese


Cut yourself?  click for audio
At the moment of sacrifice,
Let no blood be spilled click for audio
Get a bucket  click for audio


DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER click for audio


Teamwork definition
We're leaving now, you finish up for us


and the difference would be (atdwb)


Stock to Remi to Demi to Phlegmi click for audio


Gravy ??
I thought you only made sauces


Identify Identify


PUT YOUR EYE IN THE FLAME click for audio


Do you need to get in there ?

Do you need to use that now?


When my head is in the oven,
attached or unattached,
you cannot use the oven to heat up rolls
sorry


Put your tongue on the hot oven racks  click for audio


Helping and trying to help
are two entirely different things. click for audio


Wrap up---get out.
Wrap up---get out.
NOW  click for audio


I don't work well with others because
others do not work well.


Nice job---F.A.R. click for audio


Damn J.A.M.s


 borg shipDon't mess with the Borg  Locutus



Electrical problems not fixed??
IMAGINE THAT !!


There are no stupid questions,
only stupid people that ask without thinking first.


Never more than a table away.


QUICK--Someone call 911 !!
There's a Big Fiery Ball in the sky


click for audio Formula for amount of time to clean:
(House Count) / ((# of line cooks) x (# of restaurants))
+ (# in Banquets) / (# of Banquet cooks)
+ ONE HOUR for each additional chefie
+ (Aggravation factor)
(15 minutes more,
each time someone asks if they can HELP)


IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH,
IT'S CRAP

so if it's french, it's __ !!!



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