adam - 05/01/00 03:29:08 My URL:http://none My Email:nookie197@hotmail.com Favorite Movie: masterbating Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: ya Favorite Band: korn Why the Fuck are you here?: i am horny How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: don't know So, did I corrupt?: what

Comments: i love to masterbate too

adam - 05/01/00 03:28:02 My URL:http://none My Email:nookie197@hotmail.com Favorite Movie: masterbating Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: ya

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YO MAMA - 12/26/99 22:08:03 Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: NO Favorite Band: MUSIC SUCKS, EVER SINCE I MADE ON WITH YOUR DADDY Why the Fuck are you here?: TO MAKE YOU MASTURBATE WITHA VEGGIE AND TEACH YOU A LESSON SON I HATE YOU. GO TO HELL AND I NEVER WANNNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN. DID I TELL YOU YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT? How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: IVE SEEN YOU MAKEING THIS HOME PAGE AT OUR HOME SHIT HOME

Comments: YOU LITTLE BASTARD. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE FUCKED BRUNO. LOOK WHAT WAS BORN, YOUR DAD, THE MONKEY NAMED BOBO, IS A TOTAL JERK JUST LIKE YOUR ASS. THEY BOTH LIKE TO FUCK VEGGIES AND MASTURBATE WITH PENUT BUTTERS. HELL, IF ONLY I HAD DID BRUNO... SON IM JUST REMINDING U THAT MY PIMP IS HIREING ME TO A BETTER SERVICE AND IM GETTIN PAYED 2 TIMES MORE THAN BEFORE. BUT LISTEN BASTARD NON WILL GO TO YOU. AND IM MOVING OUT NEXT WEEK WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND YOUR 12 BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND INCLUDEING YOURSELF CAN UCK EACHOTHER. I DONT LOVE YOU, SON, AND YOUR DADDY NEVER RESPECTED MY HORNYNESS. YOU AND YOUR DADDY AND OTHER SONS AND DAUGHETERS OF MINE SUCK AT FUCKING ME. I NEVER GOT SATISFIED WITH YOUR ASS I NEED A BIGGER DICK. DAMN, YOUR SMALLER THAN YOUR DAD. ANYW Y MOTHERFUCKER, SON, IM OFF. TELL THE MY OTHER BITCHES AND BASTARDS THAT THEY CAN ROT IN HELL, AND GO FIND YOUR DADDY - MS. ILL BLOW-ANYONE-BIG-TIME

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The Scratch - 05/31/99 01:36:30 My URL:http://come.to/TheScratch My Email:TheScratch@Hotmail.com Favorite Movie: Elizabeth, Amadeus, Pulp Fiction, The Little Mermaid... Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: No. Favorite Band: KoRn, Stabbing Westward, U2, David Bowie, Marilyn Manson, INXS (yes, INXS), The Breeders... Why the Fuck are you here?: Why ask? You know you love it. How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: Sommi made me do it. So, did I corrupt?: Yes, I'm wounded forever. No, really.

Comments: Past Master If I mash my brain against paper And it leaves an imprint Bloody and blue as a map And I find someone from the past Who has painted this disaster He is my master. from Fear Itself 1997

The Scratch - 05/31/99 01:36:27 My URL:http://come.to/TheScratch My Email:TheScratch@Hotmail.com Favorite Movie: Elizabeth, Amadeus, Pulp Fiction, The Little Mermaid... Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: No. Favorite Band: KoRn, Stabbing Westward, U2, David Bowie, Marilyn Manson, INXS (yes, INXS), The Breeders... Why the Fuck are you here?: Why ask? You know you love it. How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: Sommi made me do it. So, did I corrupt?: Yes, I'm wounded forever. No, really.

Comments: Past Master If I mash my brain against paper And it leaves an imprint Bloody and blue as a map And I find someone from the past Who has painted this disaster He is my master. from Fear Itself 1997

The Scratch - 05/31/99 01:36:22 My URL:http://come.to/TheScratch My Email:TheScratch@Hotmail.com Favorite Movie: Elizabeth, Amadeus, Pulp Fiction, The Little Mermaid... Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: No. Favorite Band: KoRn, Stabbing Westward, U2, David Bowie, Marilyn Manson, INXS (yes, INXS), The Breeders... Why the Fuck are you here?: Why ask? You know you love it. How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: Sommi made me do it. So, did I corrupt?: Yes, I'm wounded forever. No, really.

Comments: Past Master If I mash my brain against paper And it leaves an imprint Bloody and blue as a map And I find someone from the past Who has painted this disaster He is my master. from Fear Itself 1997

SHREDDER - 03/18/99 00:54:47 My URL:http://shredstuff.com My Email:kiwipea@sac.verio.net Favorite Movie: The Excorcist Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: Yeah kitty! Favorite Band: Korn Why the Fuck are you here?: I like orange juice. How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: James, the one legged hobo told me. So, did I corrupt?: KRAKKA PORGY

Comments: Your page is relatively safe, but my frog got lost. Oh, and the meatloaf sucks.

big hot lesbian boy(Elvi) - 01/23/99 05:39:16 My URL:http://big hot lesbian boy.com My Email:pornmusic@yahoo.com Favorite Movie: lesbians, lesbians, lesbians Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: only if they're lesbian clowns Favorite Band: Lesbian Sex Dorks(lsd) Why the Fuck are you here?: I was looking for lesbians How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: mistyped "lesbian" So, did I corrupt?: well, no lesbians, but okay

Comments: I like lesbians. Lots of them. Big lesbians, small lesbians, old lesbians, young lesbians, and male lesbians. Lesbians are cool. Lesbian power!!!!!!!!

Maggie - 01/12/99 05:45:17 My URL:http://come.to/TheScratch My Email:TheScratch@Hotmail.com Favorite Movie: Elizabeth Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: I fucking hate clowns. Favorite Band: Don't make me do this again... Why the Fuck are you here?: Wish I knew. How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: Sommi made me do it. So, did I corrupt?: If that makes you feel better...

Comments: "Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails she makes me wait." Sommi, you fucker. Where the hell are my jawbreakers?

mysticscream - 01/05/99 15:16:32 My Email:@hotmail.com Favorite Movie: dracula/the crow Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: no i like them ded Favorite Band: rob zombie Why the Fuck are you here?: you invited me.80) How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: u gave address, So, did I corrupt?: yes great page.

Comments: your a freak,,,, really im not kidding.. freaks r my best friends... love the page... looks like a new one. u get kandiland from korn? my fav song on that album... oh yeah this is that girl from math class nelia... u can also reach me at ... JeZaBeLnHeLl@hotmail.com c u around ... scream...

Sommi Crowley - 01/02/99 08:24:41 My URL:http://come.to/sommi/ My Email:wetmetalthong@hotmail.com Favorite Movie: 12 Monkeys, Clerks... wait.. you like the same fucking movies as me. Eh. Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: ok.... I prefer cowboys in pudding, but I guess that will do. Favorite Band: too many to list... on a Placebo and KoRn kick right now. Why the Fuck are you here?: well, the stork brought me to my mommy and daddy after daddy's dick was stung by a bee and they fucked birds or something in the cabbage patch with roaches and deer. How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: Eh.... I made it.... you just wrote it, you stupid fuck... you wanna have sex? So, did I corrupt?: Yes, you are Lord Satin himself in all his tapioca goodness.

Comments: Hey man, nice page. You wanna fuck?

Harlot - 01/02/99 08:17:20 My URL:http://oocities.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/8496/index.html My Email:the_revelation@hotmail.com Favorite Movie: hmm not too Sure.. Do you like clowns in Peanut butter?: haven't seen one... Favorite Band: not too sure... Why the Fuck are you here?: Cause i love you! How the Fuck did you find -Kandiland-?: Its easy take a right past disney land you can't miss it So, did I corrupt?: hmm no sorry...

Comments: hey, Lovely page ya got here. I have no idea on what else to say so i'll leave with These Kinda words... "Wake Up Time to Die" Father Harlot