Falling In Bed [Again]

(R.Williams/M.Hay)

I met her at an after-show party
I said: "have we met before"
And she said: "hardly"
She had a curry stain that was down her cardy
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly:

"I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to"

She was educated at this school called Rada
She was made to go by her mother
And financed by her father
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said: "I'll call you Carol", yeah
She said: "That would be nice"

"I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to"

So I strolls over to the reception
And asks for my room-key
The maitre d', "hello"
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
Very discreetly
The doors closed
And she went for my briefs

See me, falling in bed again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to

Then in the throes of passion
It hit me right between the head
I looked down at her
She had a piece of cabbage stuck between her teeth
And I said:
"I think I'm in love with you
And I want to have your kids
And get married to you"
And she said: "Chill out, Rome wasn't built in a day"
And I said: "I wasn't on that job".

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