Teenage Millionaire
(R.Williams/G.Chambers/C.Sharrock)Ridin' in your limos
Hangin' with your bimbos
Ridin' my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and Whisky chasersI ain't supposed to boast
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire, yeah, yeah.Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhoodI ain't supposed to boast
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire, yeah, yeah.
A teenage millionaire.You know its odd
Sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of moneyIt bothered Judy Garland
When I buggered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field dayYou may think it's an outrage
My cleaner's wearing bondage
It makes my place a mess
But I don't careOh, Teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire, yeah, yeah, yeah.You know sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of moneyCome on waif
Looks as though you need a good feeding