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Hola hola tout le monde.  This is my fantastico (ahem) website... hope you enjoy it.  It's pretty much a pile of incoherent crap, half-arsedly strewen together in an unorganised fashion for you to sift through.  But that's me for you.

Anyway, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I think you should read what I've got to say because I'm a terribly interesting and important person- but if you've got naught better to do, you are more than welcome!

You'll never leave....  Well I suppose you will at some point.  Damn!  Foiled again!

My Photography

League of Gentlemen

Music

Other randomy things

My top 100 favourite films

My favourite quotations

Who the frig are you?