You can check out any time you like - but you can never leave!

Fill this out or we'll come after you with those cute lil umbrellas that resturants put in your drinks!

People call me 'Snugglepuss'... what do they call you?
What's yer e-mail addy?
Got a webpage? We'd love to visit it! What's the addy?

Is this your first time visiting TPWAP?

Yes
No
None of the above

 

If no, why did you come back?

I'm in love with Xris Yer page rox It provides a lil entertainment I got lost I was hoping to find that it now makes sense I dunno. I just am back

 

Which one of us do you have the most in common with?

Korn Xris
Hippiechick Aly
The Pineapple

Please pick the word(s) that best describes Paul McCartney's eyes:

beautiful perfect cute swoon-worthy gorgeous so wonderful, you wanna cry mind blowing all of the above

Do you make up holidays?

If so, please list 'em. We might like to celebrate them

Do you like pineapples?

How about kumquats?

Coconuts?

Please finish this sentence: Xris and Aly belong in a

Outta these 4 - who's the best looking?

Paul McCartney from the Beatles
Munky from Korn
Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit
Michael Nesmith from the Monkees

Which is better?

White socks
Froggie socks
Edible socks

Are you superstitious?

I refuse to answer this question. No. (Knock on wood) If I answer this question, I'll have to wear potatoes around my neck.

If a stool has 3 legs
and a chair has 4 legs, then how many sofas are
there in an anthill with 30,000,000 legs?

7,500,000 There is just one (duh): only the queen ant gets to lie down. (correct answer) None. Sofas don't fit in anthills.

If there are 3 apples and 3 oranges on the table
and you take one of each, you have:

2 fruits
You can't compare apples and oranges.
What lovely weather we're having.
Darn. I forgot to change my underwear today.

Which Pokemon is cutest?

Pikachu
Squirtle
Jigglypuff
All the cute ones.

Please finish this sentence: What goes up

Which Limp Bizkit cd do you like better?

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Significent Other
$3 Bill, Y'All$
They both kick backside
I dunno. I have not yet had the pleasure of being Bizkit-ified.

Who are you more like?

Brad Pitt
Calista Flockhart
Jim Carrey
Goldie Hawn
Batman
Dot Warner

Do you have a car?

yes
no

Are you between the ages of 19 and 31?

yes
no

Are you a guy?

yes
no

If you answered yes to the last three questions, will you go out with Xris?

yes
no

If aliens landed on earth, which type of Pez would they eat?

Assorted
The purple kind
The orange kind
Other
I don't know, but I'm sure the dispenser would be Mickey Mouse

If someone came up to you and asked you to lock them in their locker, would you do it?

Yes.
No.

Any comments?