Stained Pajamas are:
Chico Evil: Vocals, matser of the Pan Flute, and instrument abuser!!! Oh Yeah, I have a penis!!!!!!!
Trumpy: That thing with strings, slicing pickles the long way, and Silly Silly man!!!DJ Barely Able: Place mats and table clothes, the four knuckle shuffle, and flushing!!!
Sticky CrackWhore: Backing Vocals, Kazoo, Annoying Screams, and Making Grilled Cheese!!!!!
"MOM": Matser of cracked knuckles, Figure Skating, and 99 flavors!!!