IT'S COMING BACK.......
10/23/00

OASIS STILL IS.....THIS PAGE HAS NOT BEEN....HAVE I MISSED A MILLION OPPORTUNITIES TO MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE MANCS? I THINK SO. MY HEART HAS NOT BEEN IN IT....I HAVE STRAYED. I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO KORN AND COAL CHAMBER WHILE SKATEBOARDING DOWN RAILS AT HIGH RATES OF SPEED. I HAVE DECIDED I NEEDED SOMETHING LOUDER AND FAR MORE OFFENSIVE AS MY MUSIC OF CHOICE. NOW I AM SEEING THE LIGHT...WAS THERE EVER ANYTHING NOT OFFENSIVE ABOUT OASIS? SO I AM COMING BACK.....SLOWLY.....AND I AM BRINGING BONEHEAD'S BANK HOLIDAY BACK WITH ME.....BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR, FROM THE UNTIMELY DEATH IT SO UNJUSTLY SUFFERED...DOES ANYBODY STILL CARE? MOST LIKELY NOT. BUT THAT NEVER BOTHERED ME BEFORE, WHY SHOULD IT NOW? :)
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