You have just entered My Big Mouth! (Figuratively speaking, of course)

My Big Mouth: Providing you, the fan, with quality Oasis news and humor since 1823. Or, um, 1997. Whatever.

Well hello! Welcome to my humble homepage! Please make yourself at home and feel free to have a look around, but do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, steal anything and don't go through the medicine cabinets either.

Humor, News, Information, Fans, Pictures

Hey. Wow, it's been a long time since I've updated my page. Do I even remember how to do this?! Well, I'll give it a try.

Okay, so since I've last updated, a few interesting things have happened to Oasis, as well as some not so interesting things. Uuuuh, Liam started dating Nicole Appleton of All Saints; now they live together and are expecting a baby in April. Not only that, but rumor has it that Liam has a "love child" with some gal named Lisa Moorish. Apparently he pays her a set amount of money each month for their daughter Molly. Who knows if it's true or not, but if so, that would mean Liam's fling with Lisa occured shortly after he married Patsy Kenist. It would also mean Liam has fathered three different children by three different mothers, and that's just that we know of. -Liam, you're as bad as the NBA stars!

Okay, what else....um, Noel is rumored to be on the verge of asking his girlfriend, Sara MacDonald, the "big question." I'm not sure exactly what question that is, but more on this story as it develops. ;)

Musically, Oasis is set to tour with the Black Crowes starting in late May. The bands will hit several U.S. cities on this "Tour of Brotherly Love" as well as a show in Toronto, Canada. Tickets are on sale now. Spacehog will open (you know, that band that had that song a few years ago....).

Now, perhaps you're all wondering what's going on with my page. Why the lack of updates? Will there be anymore new Wibbling Rivalry spin-offs? -Anymore new Oasis Tabloid articles? -Anymore parodies or updates at all? Yes, I'm sure these questions have kept many people up at night, and the truth is, I don't know what the future holds for My Big Mouth. Perhaps there will be more updates, but I am in college, and although I rarely do my schoolwork, I do feel that it is a good enough excuse for the lack o' updates; it sounds better than "I'm too lazy." So, anyway, please enjoy what's already up here. I started this page back in '97, so there's plenty of stuff to look at, although I am embarrassed by some of the spelling and grammatical errors I made back then. Oh well, I'm too lazy, um, er busy to correct them.

To anyone who has sent me e-mails over the past few months and not heard back, I apologize. Thanks for taking the time to visit my page and e-mail me. Although I failed to show my appreciation, I'm sure, deep down I really do care. Yes, really..I do appreciate those of you who visit my page, all three of you.

If you would like to submit stuff for posting on my page, I cannot guarantee it will be done, due to my obvious lack of updates. Feel free to e-mail me, however, at sister_psychosis@hotmail.com or IM me at SmapdiOasis. (I also have a guestbook in the fan section.)

Long live Oasis!