Meet Aunt Betty.
She is known for her social graces and dines out in the finest resteraunts on a regular basis.
Even though her tan complection and striking flame throwing arm attracts a good deal of attention most of her lovers admit that it was her deep balmy eyes that drew them to her.
She has donated greatly to charities, although they did turn down the four gallons of green blood that she kindly offered.
Her hobbies include Worm shaving, Yack peeling & hanging upside down allowing her sinus's to drain their wet mucus into a small reheatable basin.
Besides her attractive body she feels that her toe lint farm is by far her most valued possession.
So boys, don't be shy, she's single and looking to date!

You could be that lucky guy