Chapter 2
October, 23 2000

    Several months later, Kelley was in an orphanage.  The orphanage was an
unsanitary place that was filthy.  There were about 5 different species of
rats
and over 20 different species of roaches.   The entire orphanage smelled
like
shit and rotten eggs.
Nun:  Excuse me Ms., but you need to clean that (preferring to the floor).
Kelley:  Yes, mam!
    Kelley was wearing a raggy shirt and a pair of old torn blue jeans.  She
appeared to have lost about 10 pounds.  She went to the bathroom to clean it
with a tooth brush.  The bathroom was rather nasty.  It was covered with
shit and it smelled like crap.   The stench was so horrifying that she had
to take a sock off of her foot and wrap is around her nose so that she will
not smell the fumes.  About one hour later after Kelley cleaned the
bathroom, a lady came up to Kelley.
Lady:  Girl, I was wondering if I can interview you for the Help The
Children Foundation.
Kelley:  Yes! Yes! Just get me out of this shit hole.
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About 2 weeks later Kelley was featured on the news during an interview.
The BSB were watching the news.  The lady from the orphanage who was Mrs.
Dup had her black hair put up in a bun and was wearing a green suit.
Mrs. Dup:  What is your name?
Kelley:  My name is Kelley.
Mrs. Dup:  How long have you been here?
Kelley:  2 months!
Mrs. Dup:  How did you get here?
Kelley:  Well, my house caught on fire and my mom got sick from food
poisoning.  I had no where to go and I have a sister, but I do not know
where she is.
Mrs. Dup:  How is the orphanage treating you?
Kelley:  They treat you like shit!  They let you scrub the floor with a
tooth brush.  They hit you with a whip and they call me Ms. Shit!
Dup:  At times like these is there anyone that you look up to?
Kelley:  I always looked up to the Backstreet Boys.  They are nice people
and they don't pretend to be something that they are not.  They are who they
are.   Also, they treat people with respect.
Mrs. Dup:  That's enough!
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    At, Brian's house the BSB were watching the news.  Brian lived in a
large house that he shares with AJ.  It had about eight bedrooms and a
swimming pool.  The BSB were in the living room on the red carpet watching
the news on a 64 inch screen.
Howie:  **wink** what a sweet girl?
Nick:  Yea I know!
Brian:  What a poor sweetie.
Howie: She said our names on national T.V.
    Howie had his black hair pulled back in a pony tail and was wearing a
blue shirt and kaki cargo pants.  AJ dyed his hair blue and was wearing a
white tank top and baggy blue jeans.  Brian was wearing a grey shirt and a
pair of blue jeans with cow boy hat that he borrowed from AJ.   Kevin was
wearing a black silky shirt and black pants.  Nick was wearing a grey pull
over and sweat pants.
Nick:  I think she likes us.
Howie:  Can we have a kid?
AJ:  I don't think we go that way.
Howie:  Why not?
AJ:  Because I ain't gay.
Howie: Yes you are.
AJ:  You maybe, but I's be straight.
Howie:  I like being gay and straight.
AJ: Also, I am not no chick and I don't have boobs.
Howie:  That is okay!
AJ:  I did not know that you were.
Howie: What are you talking about, I just want to adopt a kid.
AJ: Stay away from me yo gay fag.
Howie:  I am not gay and am happy gay.  I don't date guys, but I date girls.
That is why I am called Latin Lover **wink, wink** Okay!  What did you think
I meant?
AJ:  Never mind.
Howie:  I knew that you have a limited vocabulary.
AJ: Shut da f@%k up!
Nick:  Are you two having a baby?
AJ:  Yo homie does it look like we can?
Nick: No!
Brian:  So, ya'll are go'n to adopt a kid?
Howie: Yes!
Nick:  Cool!
Kevin:  I ...don't ...want a kid.
AJ:  Shut the f@$k up, I want one they are phat!
Howie:  Did anyone get that number down?
Kevin:  Yea, I did but,...I threw it away.
    All of the Backstreet Boys ran to the trash to get out that number that
Kevin threw away.
    Two days later, Nick called the number and they have arrived at the
orphanage.  When the BSB walked in the orphanage they noticed children
running around half-dressed.  The saw samples of urine on the floor and the
sounds of babies crying.
Howie: What a dirty orphanage!
Kevin:  It smells like pee!
Nick:  Why are the walls moving?
AJ:  They ain't moving yo they es roaches yo.
Nick: Elll!
Howie:  This is not a good place for children.
    They saw a young blond leaving the bathroom with a toothbrush.
Nick:  What a poor sweetie.
Kevin: No!........I...want...a ...boy!**pointing to the boy with the
freckles**
Nun:  Are you looking at John?
Kevin: J-o-h-n!!!
Nick:  No we are looking at her?**pointing at Kelley**
Nun: Oh the problem child!
Kevin: No! We are...looking.. at John.
Nun:  Oh in that case he is ten years old and he likes to collect bugs.
Kevin:  Okay! Ah never mind, I guess we are looking at the girl.
Nun:  Oh! Her name is Kelley and she is a problem child.
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    Brian and Nick were in the kitchen looking at the mystery meat.
Nick:  This is cool Playdo?
Brian:  I don't think that is Playdo.
    John comes out.
John:  Quit playing with our food!
Nick:  I am sorry, but we are not playing games with your heart.
Brian:  I think he meant the food!
Nick: Oh food now your talking my language.  I have five Butterfingers in my
pocket, and seven Baby Ruths, and ...
Brain:  He was talking about the mystery meat!
Nick: Oh ya!
Brian:  We be guess'n that I am sorry ya'll.
Nick: You mean you actually eat this stuff.
John: No we stick it under the table.
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    Howie and AJ were talking to Kelley.
Howie:  What is you name little girl?
Kelley:  Kelley, but the nuns prefer to me a ass-wipe!
Howie:  The nuns!  **wink, wink**
AJ:  What's da thing around your neck?
Kelley: Oh it's my BSB necklace.
    She shows them the necklace.  Then the nun comes towards them.
Nun: What is that around you neck?
Kelley:  It's my necklace, bitch?
Nun:  Your not suppose to wear jewelry here?
Kelley: But it is a cool necklace.
Howie: Yeah, it has a picture of us on it.
Kelley: My sister gave it to me.
Howie: Did you hear that her sister gave it to her.  Can we adopt her?
AJ:  Yeah, she is wearing our merchandise.
Nun: Yeah, but this one is not on sale.
    The nun snatches the necklace off of Kelley's neck.
AJ:  Yo better give her back that necklace yo bitch!
Howie:  That is not nice.  I thought that nuns are nice.  You see I am
catholic and I go to church.
AJ:  Ya right!  When was the last time that you went to church?
Howie:  Ah! well you see sometimes I forget to go to church.  I go to church
sometimes.
AJ: Yea sure you do!  Once every two years or so.
Howie:  I did not say that I go to church every Sunday.
AJ: So, how much does she cost?
Nun:  More than what you can afford.
    Kevin comes over to join the conversation.
AJ: Try me!
Kevin:  You see, ...We are rich and famous.....Also, Brian he is my
cousin....He is really my cousin....
Nun:  That is nice, can you talk any slower.
    Brian and Nick come back.
AJ:  Yo don't be dissen Kevin!
Brian: Are you making fun of my cousin because he is slow.
Kevin:  He is my cousin...Brian is my cousin....I..was...telling... them
that you are my cousin.
Brian:  That is nice.
Kevin:  He.. he my cousin.  Brian,......you are my cousin.
Brian:  Listen, I know that!  I think everyone in this corn-ball world knows
that!  What are you stupid or somethin?
Kevin:  I am not stupid!
Nick:  I will trade you a Twinky for Kelley!
Nun:  No thanks!  We are not trading food for children!
AJ:  Ya'll yo I like that song "Candy" it is a cool song!
Nick: No you idiot!  Not that kind of candy!
AJ:  Oh!  Shut-up yo fag!
Howie:  I can see that everyone is not getting along.  Why don't we stop
fighting and become friends.  We never fight and we want to show everyone
that we all love each other.
Everyone:  Howie, shut-up!
Brian: Ya'll lets just give her the money and go!
Howie: Yeah, why don't we give her the money and lets go!
Everyone except the nun:  Great idea Howie!
Brian:  Wait a minute!  ( realizing that he had that idea first) I said that
idea first!
Everyone except Brian and the nun:  Yea sure you did.
    AJ hands the Nun ten thousand dollars.
John:  I am worth more than that!
Kelley:  Yea, you're worth a dollar!
AJ:  Not you, Kelley!
Nun:  Take her and leave.
AJ:  Before we leave yo nun, do you got any hootches?
Nun: Hootches!  What do you think this place is?
AJ: Well-
Brian:  What are hootches?
AJ:  Day is chicks!
Brian:  Chicks!  Can I have a chick, I always wanted a chick as a pet.
AJ:  No!  Yo idiot wemon!
Brian:  Oh!
Nick:  What an idiot!
Kevin:  And he says that...I am slow!
Howie:  But, Kevin you are slow!
Kevin:  Well, atleast I know the .....difference...between a chick.... and a
chick.
Brian:  I can't help it that I did not know the difference.  I was raised on
a farm and I was always told that ya'll see that chicks come from baby
chickens.
Kevin:  I was also raised on a farm and I...knew...that.  Also, chicks do
not come from baby chickens they are baby chickens.
Brian:  Well, at least I am not slow.
Kevin:  I am not slow!
AJ:  Yo two cowboys are un cool yo!  I's be raised in Orlando.  Da phat-ass
city with all them hootches.  I be go'n to da crib and be f@#&ing.
Nick:  I was also raised in Florida.  I love all of the candy stores.
Howie:  I use to be an actor and I was on T.V.  I did commercials and I was
in lots of movies.
AJ:  Shut-up yo gay fag.  I did lots of acting too yo.
Howie:  I am not gay!  I date girls!
AJ:  Just get out of me face before I be kicking yo ass.
Howie:  Don't hurt me.  You see I am street smart.
AJ:  You ain't no street smart.  You don't even know how to shop! (he was
talking about the BSB Disney Special).
Howie:  Well, I am still cool.  I am rich and famous.
Nick:  Also, nobody likes you.  All of the fans like me!  Cause I am the
cutest and best Backstreet Boy.  I am also the best singer too.
Brian:  Best singer!  Yeah right!  I am the one who gets all of the solos.
Howie:  You can not even hit those high notes right.  You are so flat!
Nick:  Well, at least I don't sound like a girl!
Howie:  I do not sing like a girl!
AJ:  Both of yo ladies sound like bitches!  You see I got a phat voice!
Kevin:  I don't sound like a girl too!  I sing very well just like my
cousin......Brian is ...my cousin.
Brian:  Shut-up you corn-ball.  I don't think so.  You don't sing as well as
me.  Besides you don't get any solos.
Kevin:  Yes, I do!  I get some solos in......'I Want It That Way'.....and
.......'Nobody But You'.....and couple of others.
Brian:  Lets get out of here!**trying to change the subject**
Howie:  Yea, lets get out of here!
     The Backstreet Boys took Kelley and they drove to Brian's house.