Harland Williams!
Ode to Harland Williams
It was a short while ago,
when Harland did a comedy half hour on HBO.
He's the funniest guy ive ever seen,
he acts really crazy and is way funnier than Mr. Bean.
I'm pretty sure he has gone around the bend
especially when he talks in sentences that never end!
He's got a sorta strange sense of humor,
that makes me laugh so hard i'm surprised I don't have a tumor.
but hey- that's kewl I don't mind
because if i'm upset or in some emotional bind,
I just listen to Harland Williams tell his jokes,
I feel better right away... I know he's not a hoax.
He probably has a million fans,
and has probably riden in a million tour vans.
but you know what makes him the most special to me?
my memory of him and that guy's oak tree.
paula - aug. 23, 1999 7:57am off the top of my head...
**Last updated on Feb. 27/2000 @ 5:12am**