Ali's Secret Garden

Thanks for dropping by the garden(another room in Tennele's House).  This is the special place of my dear friend Miss Ali.  Ali is a 22 year old Gemini and a graduate of Loyola U. She has been given the nickname Bad Ali by yours truly, and believe me she deserves it.  This garden was created so Ali would have a place to do all those things which make her bad...so if you're here, make sure you keep everything on the d.l. we don't won't ali to get in trouble (wink wink)

Webs... I creep like a spider in the night the queen making webs for your delight ectasy is my only desire and mission releasing all your sexual inhibitions my legs and arms, double it seems as I enclose you in sticky spindly dreams you're stuck in my web, no need to fight wrapped in a lover's embrace ...              you're not going home tonight                                     December '00

"Oh oh hear she comes, watch out boys she'll chew you up...oh oh hear she comes, she's a man-eater."    Yes, Bad Ali has struck again.  You go girl!!! If it wasn't enough for you to molest that poor Domino's muppet you then take your claims up the fast food latter to Wendy's father(though a much thinner and hotter version of him).  You are so BAD girl you are GOOD.  In honor of your most recent accomplishment I shall dedicate this poem to you.

Famous Mistresses in History (they are not in chronological order) Camilla Parker~Bowles        Prince Charles Sally Hemmings                  Thomas Jefferson (pres.) Monica Lewinsky                 William Clinton(pres.) Sir Lancelot                         Queen Guinevere (mistresses aren't limited to women) Marilyn Monroe                    John F. Kennedy(pres.) Lucy Mercer                         Franklin D. Roosevelt (pres.) Alice Keppel                          King Edward VII

You are so Pimp Girl you are so pimp that even without your cane and your stacked up shoes i can still imagine your pimp limp and see you given your h*es the blues You phat playa from the burbs Kickin them tricks straight through the curb You know You ain't right, but hell you gonna do it again tonight and that's quite aight cause my sista you are sooo pimp So to you I'll hand this honorary cape, scepter, and this cane girl you betta do that thang Cause you are too pimp for words and Ali to call you anything else would be absurb                               January 2001