Introducing:

When god made me he was just showing off

The Advanced Baby A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?", he asked. "Yes, I am." The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, I want you to know that THAT HURTS

Mother:

i bet your mother has a loud bark

Father:

i don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works

Born on:

I'm happy, go lucky, laid back, and confident as hell

Born at:

REMINDER: hating me won't make you pretty!

Weight:

POUNCE trip scrabble scrabble SPLAT*

Height:

just give him an all out beating!

Eye color:

if he does anything to desevre a slap,

Hair color:

never slap a guy.....

i know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you..

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