| Teachers Big Brother House |
OK, so Kilo'n'Sooz are going to be extra brave and go ahead with the teachers Big Brother house. There's no doubt we are going to have to be careful about what we say, so if any teachers happen to stumble upon this, remember: WE DONT MEAN ANY HARM. We are just two year 11 students who have too much free time and not enough homework (thats not a hint by the way, hehe). So read with caution. By the way, it is going to be HELL funny, so laugh out loud if u want to :) bye luv sooz (and kilo) Oh yeah, and if any teachers see this, PLEASE dont show it to any teachers that might find it offensive. It would be just bad for everyone and we would have to take it off. So do the right thing, and dont spoil the party :) THANX!! K, here we go... 1. Mr Duffy - funny accent. Kilo'n'Sooz's lust object. Teaches physics. 2. Mr Wells - Is so cool. Commonly known for his out of the gutter, curtain material shirts and crazy ties. Makes funny noises sometimes. Is a dude. WOO HOO Mr Wells. 3. Mr Moore - Is a gun. Was HEAPS nice to Kilo in maths by not giving her a hard time about the website. He apparently said to the higher level IB kids that "He has feelings too" hehehe. Moore rules. 4. Mr Prest - You either love him or you hate him. Catch phrase: "FAIR DINKUM". Is from Queensland and speaks Queenslanderish. 5. Mr Grant - Also known as budgieman, BA BOM BA! BUDGIEMAN!! Favourite place: Telephone booths - the kind you can change in. Mr Grant looks like the Monopoly man. 6. Mr D McCann - Dazzling Daryl, our favourite Debating coach. What a star!! He is a legend. He always walks around with a backpack and a cup of tea with no milk. 7. Mr Charlesworth - Apparently he wanted to be on our site. So here he is! He comes in many varieties of nuts, he is rumoured to actually be made of nuts. We will soon find out... 8. Mr Dansie - Likes to counsel things. If they dont need councelling, he bugs them until they do. Apparently he has like a Disney Wonderland in his office and all the troubled kids get to play Nintendo and eat chocolate while he talks to them. Kilo and Sooz want some councelling! 9. Ms Mackey - Is the crush of all the year 11 guys. Jake Jervis- Bardy asked her to the formal. She declined, but you could tell she was wistfully thinking of what could've been. Too bad Mackey, he's hooked up with Hannah Bone. Maybe once he's graduated... 10. Mrs Wedding and her sidekick Dennis - They are the original odd couple. Wedding treats Dennis with contempt, and Dennis is desperate to prove himself to the students as more than just a physics helper. Wedding hates that he tries to show her up. At night, Dennis returns to school to ensure his precious test-tubes are clean and comfortable. They are his friends... 11. Mr Westermann - Westy is a legend. He makes German fun. The typical lesson with Westy includes several varieties of wildlife infesting the classroom, a German exchange student that can speak better English than all the Aussie kids, and a massive pile of German cakes fresh from Hahndorf (can't go past that beesting!!) Westy always walks with a cheerful bounce in his step :) 12. Mr Portlock - Portlock is a physics teacher with a difference...He LOVES his spendex bike shorts, and he forces everyone else to love them too. He likes his sunglasses shady, his physics nuclear, and his hair boofy. Portlock is quite a character. 13. Mr Davis - John Davis is a history and ToK teacher with a huge Santa sack full of anecdotes. He loves risotto, Italy, History, and Porcini mushrooms. He is funny and calls Kilo "Bubbles". Kilo laughs and goes bright red. 14. Mrs Fleet - Teaches maths... or tries to. Wears kooky outfits, particularly the TCHAT outfit and the noahs ark jumper |