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This is just some stupid site I made to keep myself busy over the summer. I hope you can forgive me for its idiocy.
HATEMAIL:
Lau
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Jer.
On second thought, don't mail to Lau. She doesn't even read her emails.
Hen-nes-sy: (proper noun) A city in Oklahoma with 1902 people living in 893 housing units. That's 2.13 people per housing unit. A moment of silence for the .13 people stretched between each housing unit. ***HENNESSEY UPDATE!!!
Hennessey is progressing faster than this webpage! Look: census page. Just look at how many Henesseians own children!
DID YOU KNOW THAT: If you look at some text on a computer screen, then tip your head to the side it goes all weird? NOW YOU KNOW.
 Listen to movies in alternate languages. Especially Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
From FamilyGuyQuotes.com
Mega-Swanky!
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Yahoo! PageWizards
You too could be a Page Wizard! Answer a few questions, create a "great" page. |
Games
Break down the pins and get hot communication |
World Domination!
See how the pros do it with this concise and exciting look at how a fifteen year old takes over the world in less than twenty easy steps (please do not try at home: There can be only one). |
Comics
Randolph Itch. I may add more if I feel like it, but I probably won't. |
Links
These are links. |
Rants
These are some rants, stories, and collections of chats and emails that prove to the world that I am mad. They aren't always for parent's eyes. Especially since my mom found out and made me edit out most of the "f" words. "Face of an angel," said she, "But mouth of a sailor!" |
Journal
Everyone else is doing it, and I thought, 'hey, why shouldn't I have an opportunity to bore everyone to tears with my stupid life?' So here it is, my journal, full of deep thoughts, clever analogies, apologies for not working on this site in a while (actually, I'll spare you those. I'm not really sorry anyways) silly hijinks, and tedious accounts of my daily routine. Enjoy! |
Quotes
Here are quotes. Most of them are probably enigmatic to the general public, as they rely on the idiosyncrasies of the people involved. Still the best part of this site. |
Interac
The interactive part of the website. I'm here to help. Warning: may contain subliminal messages. |
Fatal Illiteracy Malaxis Almsgiver
A danians collection of Jabberwocky script gems and other such jibberish the kosh hats. |
Dead Hotties
I found a disturbing trend when I looked at a list of men I find attractive. |
Monkey Related Hero
Some info on the soon-to-be phenomenon that is Monkey Related Hero. |
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