back-
what baby got.
bags and marbles-
see sacks and balls.
bitch-
a sexually abused partner.
bodominapras-
who knows?
Cadger-
see feminine.
cap-
what will be busted in yo' ass if you don't hurry.
cordful-
a phone with a cord attached to its receiver.
cul-de-sac-
ass of bag.
cynical-
evil and seductive.
dominatrix-
woman who abuses her sexual partner.
driveway-
paved area a block away from Bryan's house.
empty-gymaphobia-
an aversion to walking through empty school gyms.
empty-gymoholism-
an addiction to walking through empty school gyms.
Eric Jackman-
see Janet Jackson.
examnesia-
the inability to recall questions and answers on a recent test.
feminine-
girly, see also Mr Bisig.
floor tweeters-
tiny speakers that are installed into the floor.
hank-
1 a word that is gradually replacing most other words, ex I sure hanked that test, shut the hank up, we're hanking it up
2 cap. the only guy at school with his own theme song.
ijanomat -
it could not be helped.
Janet Jackson-
see Eric Jackman.
Jeremy-
see bitch.
Jimi Hendrix-
see dominatrix.
mhurqq-
the mating call of the sturgeon.
Mr Bisig-
see dominatrix.
Mr Karila-
see dominatrix.
negative zero-
the very lowest trust factor.
plu-
an adjective meaning just about anything, for example "Eric the Red is plu. Don't worry, I'm plu too." Pronounced ploo.
pull a Will-
bend over.
re-re-
a derogatory label.
sacks and balls-
a math principle developed by Mr Karila, aka bags and marbles.
sexagon-
1 a love triangle with many sides.
2 (cap.)a highly popular but short-lived television sitcom.
wild-
a weather condition, ex wow, it's really wild out there today!
woah-
1 mating call of the platypus.
2 cry of surprise, usually when somebody pulls a Will right in front of them.
X-Ekutive-
the producer of the sexagon.

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