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With about 25 to 30 ounces in the tank, things were looking bleak for the Danimal, but don't count him out yet....
Thinking about it....
No, that isn't Mark.  It's Dan.
SUCCESS!  After pouring another beer on top of what was still remaining, Dan manages to finish what he started... and this time he kept it down!
The moral of the story is that you can do anything you set your mind to.
Never give up.