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Aquinas 322 Tribute
Name:  Todd Sorensen
From:  North Chittenango, NY
Alias:  Cheech, DJ Styles, Ted
Major:  Undeclared/History
Enjoys:  WWF,  swimming
Beer of choice:  Battie, 'Stones
Women find him irresistible because:  he's a nice guy and he has a guitar
Fear:  JoeMo
Songs:  "Smooth Criminal" "We're All Dudez"
Name:  Dan Devine
From:  Staten Island, NY
Alias:  The Danimal
Major:  Undeclared/English
Enjoys:  Nirvana, movies, attempting feats of drinkery
Beer of choice:  Killians
Women find him irresistible because:  he wears their shirts
Fear:  JoeMo
Songs:  "You's a Ho" "Top Billin"
Name:  Mark Said
From:  Holden, MA
Alias:  Theodore
Enjoys:  sleeping of the floor, playing with Lil' Nigga
Beer of choice: any available
Women find him irresistible because:  when he's not at school he's a prince in Egypt
Fear:  JoeMo
Songs: "The Gambler" "Man in the Mirror"