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Name: Jose Jones 
DOB: June 24th 1986
Hieght: 5' 12"
Nickname: "Back Door" Sal
Shoe Size: 13
Shirt Size: Large
Penis Size: "i call mine susan b. anthony" -zach esteLLa.
Underware Preference: boxer rebellion
Instrument: drummes
Major Musical Influences: Joey Santiago (pixies) tony hajjar (at.the.drive.in/sparta) Dave Lebleu (the mercury program) Michael Moore(ghs)
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Favorite
Bands: Only The Lonely, Madness, Jets To Brazil
Sport:
curling
Food:
muffins
Drink:
Johnson Juice
Book: the Dr.Suess collection
Movies:
Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Shawshank Redemption, fight club, Tommy Boy, catch me if you can, HYPE!
TV Shows:
Silf & Olly, Kids In The Hall,  SGC2C, The Brak Show, Daria, SeaLab 2021
President on money: Franklin wasn't a president, but he's a damn good guy
Anything else you'd like to say?
                I'm tired

i'm fine for now
Zach asks: If you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep, if it were female? No, i'm waiting for sheep marriage
Sgroi asks: Are you a moron in a cage? Is this a pixies reference?
Shelly asks: Is tommorow an even or odd day? even
Fan Feedback
                         Amber Asks:
What is your favorite article of clothing?
Jersey from '96 YCLL B league Red Sox
Whats your favorite place to be massaged?
never had a massage.i do fancy a back crack though
What is your favorite kitchen appliance?
i just got a new microwave with a turntable in it
If there was a movie made about you what actor / actress would play you? 
toss-up between Gene Wilder and Clint Howard
If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
whatever the fuck Gumby was
Cats or dogs?  dogs

What do you wear to bed?    
one word
                           .... teddy

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 
nope
Who is sexy?
         A:Amber
         B:Amber
         C:Amber

                M...for mofo
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