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| Site maintained by someone with too much time on thier hands from Nicky Fuerte |
| Evolution... of the Stink-Palm |
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| Jason Lee: Red T.S. Quint (aka: Can Takt): Purple "Ok, so you can't scream at em, but after all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him How do you propose i do that? You stink palm him ...Stink palm? You take your hand and you stick it in your ass like this. You've been walking all day and your also nervous, so no doubt you'd be sweaty as hell. You should see yourself right now. A grown man with his hand down his pants. Yeah I probably look like my old man (grunts as takes hand out of pants) There, now you shake hands with the guy 'Hey Mr. Svenning, how have you been?' ... whats the point? do you know how long it takes for that smell to come off? scrub all you like it'll stick around for at least 2 days. How does he explain that to his colleuges and famliy? They'll think he doesnt know how to wipe his ass properly Meanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit. Small price to pay for the smiting....of ones enemies" Meanwhile, laYter in the mall... (an unexpected high-5 to Mr. Svenning) "Heeeeeey fellas" (shakes hands) "Miiiisterrrr Svennnning... Damn! Would you feel that iron grip handshake?" (grabs ring on svennings finger) " heeey, look at that ring" "Saaaay, would you like a chocolate covered preztel? They're a little melty but DAMN are they esquoisit! and if i remember correctly, your a BIG preztel fan" (rubs a melted pretzel in svennings hand)" Awww, come on, they're awsome, here you go" (svenning then likes the chocolate off his hand) |
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