The Official Passion of the Christ Webpage




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Hi, this site is all about Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ, REAL PASSION OF THE CHRIST. This site is awesome. My name is Sara and I can't stop thinking about The Passion of the Christ. This movie is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.



Facts:


1.  The Passion of the Christ is a movie, not a mammal.


2.  The Passion of the Christ causes people to drop dead in the theater ALL the time.


3.  The purpose of the Passion of the Christ is to flip out and help Mel Gibson make millions of dollars.



Weapons and gear:


Christ                Passion



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Testimonial:


The Passion of the Christ can offend anyone it wants! The Passion of the Christ offends religious groups ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This movie is so crazy and awesome that it flips out ALL the time. I heard that The Passion of the Christ was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon The Passion of the Christ made the whole town pray for forgiveness. My friend Judas said that he saw The Passion of the Christ totally make some kid speak in tongues just because the kid was a Southern Baptist.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that The Passion of the Christ has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or the gory depiction of Christ's cruxificion will give you a heart attack!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



The Passion of the Christ is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This movie is totally awesome and that's a fact. The Passion of the Christ is long, smooth, violent, controversial, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to become a born again Christian next year. I love The Passion of the Christ with all of my body (including my ya yas).



Q and A:.


Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about The Passion of the Christ?


A: The Passion of the Christ is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it grossed millions of dollars, but on the other hand, it alienated the Jewish populace.


Q: I heard that The Passion of the Christ is always offensive or mean. What's its problem?


A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other capitalist ventures with biblical themes, The Passion of the Christ can be mean OR totally awesome.


Q: What does The Passion of the Christ do when it's not number one at the box office or flipping out?


A: Most of its free time is spent creating long lines at the theater, but sometime it promotes anti-semitism. (Ask Judas if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friend Mary Magdalene showing off.
She met Jesus once and got his autograph, which is bragable.




Parody circa 2004

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