Week of Oct. 2, 2000

This is Gladys from the Rubber & Rim Tire Shop.  Hell, I'd wear a 'rubber' to get a 'rim job' from her!

"I'll be right over!"  --EaRL
"Me too!"  --Li'l EaRL

I just checked out Chyna's layout in this months Playboy.  Man, I tell ya, I'd let her body slam me anyday (of course, I'd have to 'ham slam' her afterward.)

I know Barbara Eden is getting up there in age, but I can't help the fact that I still have boner thoughts about her.

Hey you superfreak, let EaRL rock your world!