Week of August 28, 2000
Hey, she's old enough now! Plus, just think about how large and sexy that head of hers must be by now. And you know what they say about chicks with big heads? Yep, that's right!
Hey Melissa Joan, if you need a broom stick to ride, so that you can rehearse for your show, I got one....IN MY PANTS!
I think she was impressed with the bowling alley in my pants, you know, two balls and one pin. Maybe she'll use that tongue to clean out 'the gutter'!
Honey, if you keep smiling at me like that, I'll have to tickle your tummy...from the inside!
Yep! Britney's back! I used to love her for her 'camel humps'. Now I'm really startin' to dig her 'camel toe'.