Week of Sept. 11, 2000

When I saw this babe at a Labor Day pool party I attended, it felt like there were gnomes playing tetherball in my underwear!

Anna, I've seen you perform well on the hard courts, clay, and grass.  Now I want to see how good you are on matress...MINE!

I met this honey when she came upto my car at a stop light downtown.  She asked me if I was looking for a 'good time'.  I was, but unfortunately, I was late for my protologist appointment.

Uma:    EaRL, is that a 'Michelin Man in               your pocket, or are you just                     happy to see me?

EaRL:   Yes!

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I went to a tupperware party a co-worker of mine was having, you know, to pick-up broads.  The representative tried to impress us with how big this container was.  So I tried to impress her with how big 'my container' is.  From the look on her face, I think she was.