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You tired of listenin' to advice from dem ol' shriveled up bitches Ann & Abby? Well, you came to the right place.
I'll tell you what I think, and you gonna like it!
Featured Dilemma: Sept. 25- Oct. 1
Back to Nature
Woodrow,
Hey man, this isn't that bad of a problem. But
here's a few options on what to do if you happern to pitch another tent while camping.
First, try to wake up before the girls do and think of Richard Simmons to help the situation subside. Or, you could just sleep on your stomach. If these fail and the girls happen to see you with a 'log', ask them if they can help you to alieveate the situation.
Don't let your meat loaf (which doesn't sound like a problem you have),
Freaky Tony
Dear 'Freaky Tony'
I have a dilemma for you. My friend asked me to go camping with her and her sister. I'd really like to go, I'm afraid to go because every morning I wake up with a serious 'kickstand', you know, 'morning wood'. I don't know what I should do.
'Mr. Woodrow'
Flint, MI
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Aug. 7: Impressing the Ladies
Aug. 15: You Can't Push A Rope!
Aug. 22: Winter Crops?
Aug. 29: Three Questions.
Sept. 11: Politics?
Sept. 18: Web Business
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