(Apes always say that)
1) Q: Where do monkeys always look?
A: There
2) Q: Why do Apes always say that?
A: Because
3) Q: Which one am I, a Monkey or an Ape?
A: Which one do you look like?
4) Q: How many different types of Primates are there?
A: Two, Monkeys and Apes.
Which one are you?