MY WILL

Ronnie: I Give you a brain, may you use it and realise that marijwanna is not a halusinagin and also i leave you a life, quit trying to be a wanna be druggie, and just to let you know when you trip you don't hardly remember shi. DUMB FUC. PS: If you really wanna get laid real real bad like you say, ill tell u a secrat, a good way to get laid why don't you CRAWL UP A CHIKENS ASS AND WATE you fucing looser.
Amanda Miller: I give you a pack of New Port Shorts in a box, all the gas money I never payed you, a new car and one more freezing cold night with me and you sitting on the porch smoking our cigaretts and making up rhymes. I also leave you sunshine in a bag, so you can be happy, gurl I owe u alot, you helped me threw the tuffest shit and u saved my life. You were the best friend, sister and rol model that i never had till I lived with you. We had some real good times together, thanx 4 keepin me outa BIG troubble =)! One day may I return the favor.
Amanda Bard: I give you a pack of payed for cigaretts, a new brother, $5 and those little ti-die things. I also leave you the strenght to stay awake that we didnt have the niht that we were sapoused to stay up and wate till every one was a sleep to sneek out and meet up with the resta the gurls to smoke Po* and to wate till 5:00am till they were gitting picked up. I think the 3 hour walk was what made us so sleepy.
Danielle: Lets start with new parents, a dead steve, a new wall so those damn circus rats won't unexpectedly drop in, a four wheeler, 99 screw drivers on the wall, all the hoochie clothes in the world, boo, Troy, freedom, a kittie (to kill those circus rats), and one more german whine! I also give you a foreverly lasting watermellon, our mantion, a dictonary of our own words and one more english 8 class Mrs. kailin almost said watermellon. I give you one more troublesome four wheelin ride, a night infront the comp. on the video cam hehehe. I give you good razors so you dont have another incedent like last time you were at my house (in the mudd puddel i the bathtub)One more trip to cortland, and a free meal from the mc donalds (AKA underground pot smuggeling service)One more trip to the store for a pack of marb lights, newport 100s and four sodas. (For those long road trips) I also give you our own car wash bikinis summer hot wet cars, lots of water and soap...its the life!! Gurl i give you the life of a princess you deservit, were sistas i love you!!!
Elley: I give you a yamica, $5 and ciggies, all my used men (take that!) one more game of John Travolta and Tom Cruise, one more SHIBY, Dillon and his purple peater eater and an all time favorite, I leave you 1 LAST four wheling trip threw my traylor!! Next time hit the dog. =) heres too good times raises a glass of gyn and tonic
TJ: I give you a bulet in the Fcking head for rating on me every time i screwed up, I also give you a kik in the face for stealing my thongs. I take back all the shitthat my dad bought for you and your mom, I give you your crutches that are at my house (up your ass!!!) And i leave you with these final words: I hate you, i want you to die a slow and horably grusome death, may your lungs be ripped out of your chest and pulled out of your mouth. Then just before you take your last breath i hope that rabid goats maul you till your nuthing but a puddel of biel (like you are) I hope that flies and magots feed on your decaying remains. Then after all of that I will make sure that no one comes to your funiral. Months later i will return to your grave to piss on it! I hate you TJ Nothing in this world can express the anger i have for you.
Jenny:* I give you A pack of ciggarettes few!! May you need them during the long stress full days of splash camp, Hey, mabey if you give one to Alix (gurl) she might shut up for a min (wate she is too goodie two shewsish) One more hottie, ill get their # u get there age! No its your turn to tell him!! A few more min at sun splash!! "Chris can we please go back and get thier #'s??? They were sooo hot!! Come on Chris, we wated all damn week to fina a hottie!!" I also leave you another great movie, this time may you watch it.
Savanah: I leave you a trip to the nail salon, a pack of wintergreen gum, A german dictonay so u can understad what im saying. i leave you also my duckie that i fly around on, i leave you tolerance, you'll need it livin with tommy and Tim. hehehe is all good! and I leave you a one way ticket to play in the rain. =)
KC I know that alot of the people that i chil with have problems with you, but as far as i am concerned you have neverdone me wrong, I luv u to death!! your such a cutie and if were up to us, life would be filled with cartoons, fuzzums and happy ducks. Oh yeah dont forget the plastic animals, so when i die i leave to you those fina words and a trip to see blues clues in concert, 2 wishes (u can wish for anything and u only have 2 so be creative) I leave you a life time of Invader Zim and Grr stuff, My Fuzzy rainbow, Tons of cigarettes (just for you to play with) A test for ADD The truck full of lighters i told u we could get, Another trip up that bitch hill and the more memories to come at Irvington High!! And never forget BOOM!! Note to self, dont do that again.
Lesley I leave you a pack of ciggarettes for every three hours, and i give you 10 more homade bongs, and i leave you another neverending dime bag bought specialy from the Galleria, JC's new dealer i also leave you our special poland springs (TM) "watter bottle" speaking of bottle, i leave you with a botle of bacardi ha, the many adventures with bacardi(S) I leave you a # 2 at mcdonalds and lastly and foreverly a 1/2 pint of smoke in one lung full Raises a blunt and a botle
Tim and crew: I leave you all one more clam bake in tims mom's car, I leave tim with curtiss' body to tear apart and mutulate, and i leave tim and lesley the never ending listorean sent that still lingers in tims car. (still sori about the listorean shower i gave your ma's car tim!)I leave Kayte the $4 I owe you which i have now. I leave you a reenactment of naming tims bong (we love you alanis) I leave you directions to the parking space so youll never loose your car again, or forget where you are parking (No wait the 4th floor, not the 3rd, ... Dude wheres my car??)
Jerri I leave you My gel bra, you can have more fun with it, a trip to the city (with me) ADAM'S vergen penis, I leave you many flavored condoms and a game of wheel of forplay! YEEEAAAAY!! I leave u with these final words: I am an african allways on the run from the klu klutz klan, please don't put me down, just because my skin is brown!!(Writin by mike palmer)
Jackie I leave you wtih our words ferkins, stump knocker (myne) and basket weaver(yours) heheh. I leave you with a cigarette ....to give to me (emergencies only)4 when I go phsycotic on our trip to bucsh gardens. I leave you with the choice of what to do to Cash if I didnt already mutulate her body...that fucking bitch. I leave you with the hours of sleep we had to miss because of her. I give you a ferkins base ball bat to use on the creepy guy... Shivers I leave you with hena to fix ur cherries and I leave you with Gina the maskot Garaffe's dead body parts ....grr I hate giraffes!! I also leave you with the pictures on the rug (Thankyou Aipryl for the moose, couldnt have made the rug puctures with out u!!) and the memories of what we did to Cash when she was sleepin and what we tryed to do to heather...lol!! "wate close your eyes, i gota get this picture, just pretend to be sleeping" Not to self: Next time pranking Heather when she is asleep, do NOT in volve a bible, unless you want it trown in your genral direction AGAIN!!!
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