2. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.
3. When it's raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.
4. If it itches, you can reach it.
5. And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in public.
6. It doesn't bother you if your favorite television show is a rerun.
7. You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you're insensitive.
8. You can sleep late every day.
9. People at drive-through windows never charge you for treats.
11. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
12. No one gets mad if you fall asleep while they're talking
13. As an adult, it's okay if you haven't amounted to anything.
15. Puppy love can last.
16. You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap
17. You don't have to worry about good table manners.
18. People think you're normal if you stick your head out the window to feel the wind in your hair.
19. You're always excited to see the same old people.
20. Having big feet is considered an asset.
21. If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
22. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
23. A garbage can is a fast-food stop.
24. No matter where you live, you own the place.
25. Your mate never complains because you whine.
